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I made poopoo in my pants.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
World Nerd championships begin in Holland.If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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I just love the way this suit rubs me.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Oh dear me, I seem to have stepped on a land mine.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Nitro the Idiot once again refuses to step into the ring.
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Nitro attempts to demonstrate his new rope nunchuks.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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This is all Clinton's fault, dammit.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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Re: Caption the Photo
"I hope no-one notices I put odd socks on this morning"One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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"First clone of Robert De Niro presented; lacks fashion sense."Comment
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"Waterskiing for Dummies : Step 1 - Hold the Rope"There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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The world's weirdest puppeteer (and that's saying something).KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!Comment
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Small kittens are dangerous to your health.I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"Comment
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Hell, I think I'll use this as a behaviour deterrent for Sophie in a few years:
"If you don't stop (bad behaviour X), you'll end up like this!" (JohnT shows above pic to Sophie)
"I'M SORRY!!!! I'M SORRY!!!! PLEASE, DADDY, DON'T LET ME LOOK LIKE THAT MAN!!!!"Comment
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"Dude, hold my beer. I know I can make this."Comment
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