Israeli claims to have crossed mice and cats to get... "mats"?

[Sirotnikov]

(translated from Walla! News service by Siro)

The nature preservation authority rangers together with traffic police were surprised when a check of a private car lead them to discover very rare monkeys in the trunk. Yet when hearing the driver's explanation, the surprise turned to ridiculous amusement.

The vehicle, stopped for a check, was discovered to contain a small cage with four Marmosets - small primates of a rare species from South America.

The 26 year old dirver, claimed that those were not rare monkeys, but a unique inbreeding between cats and mice that he created, and held for his personal bemusement.

The monkeys, who are threatened by exinction, are believed to be worth approx. 10,000 dollars each, and are believed to be smuggled in Israel. The four were transferred to the national preservation and parks authority for custody and treatment.

[General Ludd]

Yes.... breed cats and mice and you get moneys. Makes perfect sense.

[iamlod]

How on earth are you going to get a large enough mouse?? And wouldn't the cat just eat the mouse when it was done as an added bonus?

[Sirotnikov]

And wouldn't the cat just eat the mouse when it was done as an added bonus?

Black widows eat their spouses after sex. Doesn't stop them from mating.

[Zulu Elephant]

An Isreali who can reconcile the ancient grudge between cats and dogs?

Get him working on the peace process

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by Zulu Elephant
An Isreali who can reconcile the ancient grudge between cats and dogs?

Get him working on the peace process

There where dogs involved too? Sicko.

[mrmitchell]

Israel and the United States square down on the world battlefield for...

Stupid Man IV
The STUPIDEST Person In the World
Will it be:

President George Bush
A filler choice because I don't care about thinking of the so many ones from the US

or

Anonymous Israeli Monkey Smuggler
1. He smuggles MONKEYS, and 2. He claimed to have crossbred a mouse and a cat to get one!

Well, it's an easy competition, unless Bush starts turning up the flame on Syria. THAT would make some competition for the contest.

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by mrmitchell

President George Bush
A filler choice because I don't care about thinking of the so many ones from the US

Why not david blane and/or the guy who traveled as cargo?

[mrmitchell]

Blaine was runner up, but he didn't actually cause war. (Yet.)

[Zulu Elephant]

There where dogs involved too? Sicko.

Damn it. Meant Cats and mice

[trickey]

Originally posted by Osweld
Yes.... breed cats and mice and you get moneys. Makes perfect sense.

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
Blaine was runner up, but he didn't actually cause war. (Yet.)

Neither has the cat-mouse-monkey guy.

ACK!

[mrmitchell]

Neither has the cat-mouse-monkey guy.

Considering his response, I'd call him the cat-mouse-guy-monkey guy

[Sirotnikov]

The person didn't claim to bread monkeys. He claimed it wasn't a monkey but rather a ... mat or... cause...

[GePap]

The gall of this guy to even think that might work.