Londoners Hurl Taunts, Eggs at Illusionist Blaine

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Albert Speer
BD:

you are being ridiculous! the person in the stall is not going to spend the rest of the day crying and me banging on the door will not be the last straw of a life-time of harassment that makes him put a gun to his end! i'm positive almost everytime, after a few minutes, the guy chuckles to himself realizing the humour in what just happened. when someone embarrasses, i'm ticked off and annoyed at first but then i realize the humour in it and the humour in my reaction. it's all good.

How do you know? Maybe he is waiting for someone like you to bang on the sh!tter door so I can justify his killing spree.

Why take the chance?

An applause and clapping is far more effective, and not likely to get you killed.



ACK!

[mrmitchell]

But humour is enhanced by large quantites of drugs, right?

[Al B. Sure!]

how about this? next time, i'll knock on the door and say either...

"Can I get in?"
"Is there room for one more?"
"Don't you think you've been in there a little too long?"
"Why don't you let some one else get a turn?"

etc.

would that be appropriate humour for you?

[Zylka]

But humour is enhanced by large quantites of drugs, right?

I'm not sure. Ask your Mom what specifically she was hooked on when pregnant with you, and whether or not it made things funnier!

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Zylka

"Funny" would be someone setting up the same stunt across the street and vowing to go 45 days. Humor is a grown up, acquired taste - you'll eventually learn.

Too much effort, stick with the eggs you can just do that on the way home from work/school. And no, I probally won't learn, some of the best humour is purile.

Give 'Dave' my best wishes

[Boris Godunov]

AS, or you could just mind your own business and not bother people in the restroom. It's rather disturbing to do so.

[Al B. Sure!]

sometimes in class or in an auditorium kind of room, i would rest my hand on the guy next to me's knee... hilarious how uncomfortable they'd get but they'd just start laughing after i started.

[Zylka]

Originally posted by reds4ever

Give 'Dave' my best wishes

I've got a better idea. Go stick your hand in feces and write "POO FACE" on the wall. Purile is indeed an art!

[mrmitchell]

I'm not sure. Ask your Mom what specifically she was hooked on when pregnant with you, and whether or not it made things funnier!

*cough*noinsultingfamilymembers*cough*

[Zylka]

That's the thing, losers never have a sense of humor, and are always the last ones on to picking up and using specific jokes

Originally posted by mrmitchell

*cough*variable*cough*

Arrive at your own conclusions, jesters!

[Al B. Sure!]

yeah zylka... lazarus had said in a thread how his infant daughter would run around naked with a boy and i said she's turning into a (you know what) already and i was banned for two weeks for that even though it was just part of a banter between me and laz. so edit it out

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Zylka


I've got a better idea. Go stick your hand in feces and write "POO FACE" on the wall. Purile is indeed an art!

Now why on earth should I want to spend my time doing that, when I could be throwing eggs at a self-obsessed ego maniac?

[Zylka]

Originally posted by reds4ever


Now why on earth should I want to spend my time doing that, when I could be throwing eggs at a self-obsessed ego maniac?

...because his shoes are worth more than you'll ever make in 6 months - and it makes you feel better to think you're bothering him

Have fun with your crusade of wit!

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Albert Speer
so edit it out

No thanks

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Zylka


...because his shoes are worth more than you'll ever make in 6 months

I don't want to get into a 'my d1cks bigger than yours' competition with 'Daves' shoes but unless he wears $20000 shoes, then no, his shoes aren't worth more than I make in 6 months