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Pay no mind to the title. I got it from a Dave Barry column, and chose it randomly, on account of the fact that this way at least two people are guaranteed to look at my thread, namely Ming and MrFun. There is a chance that the title alone will result in the immediate termination of this thread sight unseen, but such are the risks we take to ensure a free society.
With that said, I just thought up a joke. This underground communist faction is holding a meeting, and their leader is reviewing expenses for the past month. He notices that Comrade Smith has spent nearly five thousand dollars of their funds for unexplained purposes. The leader calls comrade Smith in and demands an explanation. Comrade Smith tells him he spent the cash to purchase and install hi-res video cameras in Ladies' locker rooms around the country, which he thought integral to their mission. The leader angrily asked him what the devil he was talking about.
"I thought it would be perfectly clear," Smith answered, "that I was bringing power to the peephole!"
Bask in the glory that is my wittiness, polypeople. Bask or I cut you! Baaaaaaaaaaaask to the muuusic!!
Woo.
With that said, I just thought up a joke. This underground communist faction is holding a meeting, and their leader is reviewing expenses for the past month. He notices that Comrade Smith has spent nearly five thousand dollars of their funds for unexplained purposes. The leader calls comrade Smith in and demands an explanation. Comrade Smith tells him he spent the cash to purchase and install hi-res video cameras in Ladies' locker rooms around the country, which he thought integral to their mission. The leader angrily asked him what the devil he was talking about.
"I thought it would be perfectly clear," Smith answered, "that I was bringing power to the peephole!"
Bask in the glory that is my wittiness, polypeople. Bask or I cut you! Baaaaaaaaaaaask to the muuusic!!
Woo.
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