Al Qaeda is heading to Canada

[Dinner]

According to the latest reports from the State Department Al Qaeda has set it's eyes upon Canada. Interrogations of captured Al Qaeda members has revealed that after a string of failured terror plots in the US AL Qaeda has decided to look for easier points from which to launch their terror attacks. Reportedly Al Qaeda would now like to hijack several Canadian planes which are flying to foeign destinations and who's route will over fly the US. Al Qaeda believes that Canada has looser inspections and background checks then the US does so they're plotting to launch their next major attack from Canada.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/09/04/homeland.advisory/index.html

[Dinner]

BTW I'd bet money they're shotting for the White House. I say this because they kept coming back for the Twin Towers so Al Qaeda seems the type to keep attacking the same targets until they get them.

[Agathon]

Yeah, apparently they've had sleeper cells in Iqaluit and Yellowknife.

[Sava]

I think the US is putting too much stock in this "human" intelligence they are gathering. When dealing with religious zealots and people willing to kill themselves in order to kill others, it's more than likely that they are feeding US officials faulty intel. But it's still worth investigating.

[Agathon]

I'm serious, there are reported sleeper cells in Iqaluit and Yellowknife.

[Verto]

Sava: they don't have a choice. They have to look into everything, no matter how unlikely. If terrorists bomb Disneyland, and word gets out that one of our captives mentioned a plot in California, the Bush Administration + the FBI + the CIA + the Pentagon + the USDA for good measure would all get hell.

[Dinner]

The official did say that interrogations of those detainees produced some of the information contained in the advisory. Intercepted communications and materials seized in raids of al Qaeda safe houses were other sources of the intelligence, the official said.

Meaning they look for other sources to confirm before they trust some Al Qaeda no goodniks word.

[Timexwatch]

I don't have the link, but it's been recently reported that the administration authorized the use of drugs like sodium penethol on captured terrorists, so maybe some of this might be true.

[Tuberski]

Human intelligence is more useful than electronic intelligence.

Electronic intelligence is only so useful, simply because it's known that we have the capabilities. So they are usually more guarded when using electronic devices.

ACK!

[Ted Striker]

BRING IT ON

So those ****ers want to mess with us.

Cool now they are closer where we can hunt them down and kill their ***** asses.

[Ned]

Re: Al Qaeda is heading to Canada

Originally posted by Oerdin
Al Qaeda believes that Canada has looser inspections and background checks then the US does so they're plotting to launch their next major attack from Canada.

If this were not so serious, I'd almost laugh. How many times on this forum have Canadians criticized US security and John Ashcroft.

Al Qaeda has been listening apparently.

Now, WTF, are we going to do about this?

[Nubclear]

INVADE CANADA!!!!!!

[Ted Striker]

Re: Re: Al Qaeda is heading to Canada

Originally posted by Ned



Now, WTF, are we going to do about this?

Same thing we've been doing.

Whooping Al Queda ass.

[The Mad Monk]

http://www.apolyton.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=95570&highlight=unrelated+stories

Check the first story I listed.

I really should continue that thread.

[Drake Tungsten]

We should just nuke Canada right now and stop this threat in its tracks. No one who matters will notice they're gone, anyway.

edit: For NYE...