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  • #1

    Oxymorons

    Post 'em! The funnier the better!

    Government Organization
    Alone Together
    Personal Computer
    Silent Scream
    Living Dead
    Same Difference
    Taped Live
    Plastic Glasses
    Tight Slacks
    Peace Force
    Pretty Ugly
    Head Butt
    Working Vacation
    Tax Return
    Virtual Reality
    Dodge Ram
    Work Party
    Jumbo Shrimp
    Healthy Tan
    Microsoft Works
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  • #2
    Apolyton Moderator.
    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
    We've got both kinds

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    • #3
      Common sense
      Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
      "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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      • #4
        Microsoft Works - sorry Frozzy, you already had it
        Rap Music (sorry Speer )
        Almost Impossible
        Smile
        For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
        But he would think of something
        "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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        • #5
          Millitary Intellegence
          American Democracy
          Peacekeeping Operation
          Surgical Strike

          -Jam
          1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
          That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
          Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
          Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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          • #6
            MichaeltheGreat
            Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

            Do It Ourselves

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            • #7
              Uniquer
              Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
              "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Osweld
                MichaeltheGreat
                Nice knowing you Osweld
                Smile
                For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                But he would think of something
                "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                • #9
                  Modest cockney

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                  • #10
                    Apolyton Off-Topic
                    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                    • #11
                      No, wait, that's not an oxymoron, it's a tautology.
                      "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                      "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                      • #12
                        Stupid guy with pimples.
                        By the way, that's a cool avatar, Osweld.
                        1011 1100
                        Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                        • #13
                          President Bush
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #14
                            Free love
                            "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                            "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                            • #15
                              Good Sh*t.
                              Talent Optional

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