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    The world just keeps getting more and more f'ed up. First we have the new sniper in West Virginia and now this. Apparently someone strapped a bomb to this guy and started the timer, telling him to rob a bank. The cops couldn't get it off in time before it went off.

    On Saturday, federal agents and police in northwestern Pennsylvania were trying to solve the bizarre case of 46-year-old Brian Douglas Wells, who left to deliver a pizza to a mysterious address in a remote area about an hour before he turned up at the bank with a bomb strapped to his body.


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    Re: Pizza man forced to rob bank and then blown up

    Originally posted by Ted Striker
    The cops couldn't get it off in time before it went off.
    According to the article, they didn't try. The cuffed him, sat him down in an open area, and waited for the bomb squad that didn't get there in time.
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    • #3
      Sounds like he had a blast this weekend.

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      • #4
        Talk about a horrible fate.
        "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire

        "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." — Confucius

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        • #5
          I'm assuming he's dead then?

          Terrible fate. I hate dying working low paying jobs like a pizza delivery man.

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          • #6
            Cripes, what a bad trip. "Extra oinions, garlic, and TNT please, hold the anchovy."
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            • #7
              this reminds me of something

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              • #8
                what?
                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                • #9
                  the story he posted...

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                  • #10
                    I just realised you posted it yourself, so how can you ask what reminds me of something?

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                    • #11
                      The media says that it reminds them of the movie "Phone Booth". I just watched it on Pay-Per-View. Dang, that is a freeky movie!
                      'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
                      G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"

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                      • #12
                        Crap.
                        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                        • #13
                          Did it get delivered in 30 minutes or less?

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                          • #14
                            I can't believe the responses here. The thing is scary, and that it could theoretically happen to lots more deliverers makes it worse
                            meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                            • #15
                              I'm from a relatively sane area in terms of explosives and high-powered rifles.

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