Announcement

**Ramo** · August 28, 2003, 03:15

"Press conference over. The machines are rising!"

**BustaMike** · August 28, 2003, 04:39

Not only am I skilled with heavy weaponry, but I am also a master of Kung Fu.

**BustaMike** · August 28, 2003, 04:39

Tuesday comes... do you bring your coat?

**The Mad Monk** · August 28, 2003, 04:52

"Do I hear an opening bid for this ring?"

**MikeH** · August 28, 2003, 05:02

"Taxes will be back."

**DAVOUT** · August 28, 2003, 06:17

Dont tell me that your college ring is bigger than mine!

**Rufus T. Firefly** · August 28, 2003, 06:22

"No, really! It's called 'T3' -- no, no, no, 'T', like this -- and it came out this summer. That's right, this summer. Really!"

**Stefu** · August 28, 2003, 06:50

"And what I do about rising deficit rates - I SMASH THEM DOWN! I SMASH THEM DOWN WITH MY PALM! LIKE THIS!"

**Asmodean** · August 28, 2003, 08:54

Time out! I need some time to think of an answer that sounds good, when spoken with a silly Austrian accent.

**JohnT** · August 28, 2003, 08:59

"See, she was positioned like this, and I was positioned this way... it's a lot of work but the orgasms are incredible."

**Sava** · August 28, 2003, 09:34

And Maria smashed my Johnson when she jumped on me like THIS!

**St Leo** · August 28, 2003, 09:36

"No! Don't look at my neck. It is not drooping. You are engaging in wrongthink. Cease!"

**SpencerH** · August 28, 2003, 12:14

An den dis udder cah came in fran dis side an bang!

**Japher** · August 28, 2003, 12:18

"Ja, I like to play patty-cake too..."

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