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    I'm With Stupid XVI: Stupider than a barrelful of retarded monkeys

    OK, half of the questions from Gange and half from me. Deadline (and TEH FINAL ANSWAAAAAAR) on Wednesday, or Thursday, or Friday, depending on my schelude. Send answers to me by PM. You get scored based on how many other people answered as you did, for instance, if you answer 2 with "Banana" as did 7 others, you get 7 points. Imran should stop being such a lazy little Siddiqui and organize an "I'm With Stupid" contest on SDMB like I told him to do ages ago.

    1. What's the best city in Asia?
    2. Where's Osama?
    3. Who's Apolyton's most politically correct poster?
    4. If Apolyton was an animal, what animal would it be?
    5. What's the real reason Shi was so tardy with last contest's answers?
    6. How many fingers am I holding up?
    7. What's your favorite fetish/perversion?
    8. Who's your favorite supporting character in "The Simpsons"? (ie. not a member of the Simpson family)
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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  • #2
    ANSWAAAAAAAR scented.

    Once again, more of looking to be general "Stupid" than actually get the lowest score.
    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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    • #3
      What about people who don't watch the Simpsons?

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      • #4
        sent

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        • #5
          Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerike!
          What?

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          • #6
            sent(*2)
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            • #7
              Ununununsent
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              • #8
                The questions are good providing many chances for comic answers, therefore I'm in.

                disclaimer - no guarantees that you will find my answers funny though
                badams

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                • #9
                  sent. I found my own answers to be, personally, hilarious. I bet only 1 person in a google would find my answers as funny as I did, though.
                  -30-

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                  • #10
                    D'oh!
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                    • #11
                      ANSWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARED
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                      • #12
                        Right.

                        The average chimp has an IQ of about 40. A retarded Chimp's IQ is unlikely to less than half that of a normal Chimp since it would otherwise be classified as comatose -(same with humans).

                        If we therefore assume that a retarded monkey has an IQ of 21, then how many fit into a barrel?

                        The average volume of a chimp is about 2000cc
                        The average volume of a whiskey barrel is 14000cc

                        Hence you can fit 7 chimps into a barrel. With 7 retarded chimps at IQ 21 = 21 * 7 => 147

                        So the IQ of a barrel of monkeys is 147, which is not particularly stupid. In fact a barrel full of monkeys could get into Mensa.

                        Please stop misrepresenting your quiz.
                        Res ipsa loquitur

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                        • #13
                          No, you don't add IQ, you average it

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                          • #14
                            But it was stupider than a barrel full of monkeys! It it was "Stupider than the average stupidity of a barrel full of monkeys" it would make sense.

                            albeit a human with an IQ 21 would be functionally dead.
                            Res ipsa loquitur

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                            • #15
                              Actually, a barrel full of monkeys has an IQ of zero. It's a barrel

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