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  • Egyptians to sue Jews for trillions over mass exodus

    Nope, not from the Onion.

    Egyptian Jurists to Sue 'The Jews' for Compensation for 'Trillions' of Tons of Gold Allegedly Stolen During Exodus from Egypt

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    Surreal.
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    "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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    • #3
      Egypt. What do you expect?
      Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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      • #4
        then the "jews of the world" will put forth a counter-suit demanding reparations for the years of slavery...
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        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • #5
          They think they can win a lawsuit against the jews of the world???
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          • #6
            They might if they get the venue moved to Saudi Arabia.
            Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by monolith94
              They think they can win a lawsuit against the jews of the world???
              No, but they get the propaganda value for their ignorant readers about how the jews of the world have done them over, blah blah.
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              • #8
                Cross Egypt off of the list to ever travel to or do business with!

                (Not joking)

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                • #9
                  Jews can countersue for their enslavements in Egypt.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Zylka
                    Cross Egypt off of the list to ever travel to or do business with!

                    (Not joking)
                    Egypt was already on my version of the List.

                    Can you say "Malaria"?
                    Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                    • #11
                      meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                      • #12
                        I suppose the Torah might have thwe chapters numbered differently than the Christian bible, but in mine Exodus Chapter 35:12-36 describes the offerings that the Jews made to God after Moses presented the Law to them. It does not say that they stold the cloths, gems and jewelry that they offered.
                        "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Lord Merciless
                          Jews can countersue for their enslavements in Egypt.
                          no they cant.
                          "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                          - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                          • #14
                            This is really just an oddball news story. It's perfectly legal to revolt by the hundreds of thousands and loot the place before you leave, ESPECIALLY back then (nothing such as a Geneva Convention in 2000 BC well?)
                            meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                            • #15
                              Well, that's not *quite* as bad as the Just for Kids section of the KKK's website, but it's pretty close. Actually, it's number three on my hopeless list, since the Chick tract's Catholic Conspiracy naturally deserves first place. So it's Catholic Conspiracy, Klan babble, and this. I wonder who deserves fourth place?
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