Desktop Thread Again (Cause I Missed the Last One)

[Provost Harrison]

Oooh, aren't you trying to use every weapon in your armoury to score points against me? Ping, ping First celibacy, now, job hunting...speaking of the latter, there will be some news coming up later on in the week that will shut your mouth on that front As for the former, well, at least I am not sh@gging Screech

[Asher]

You say celibacy like it's intentional, when the fact of the matter is girls (and guys) want nothing to do with you. They'd rather have sex with a porcupine.

The dog in your avatar is more sexually attractive than you are. And I'm not just saying this to take a dig at you, you're seriously damn ugly.

[Drake Tungsten]

Where's your picture, Drake? Curious how you haven't posted it.

It's not curious at all. I won't post my picture or my real name. I rather enjoy the veil of anonymity that cloaks me here.

For the record, however, I was told yesterday that I look like Michael Owen. A grade-A compliment if I've ever heard one.

Better than looking like Screech, at any rate.

[ixnay]

I have a fiancee and none of you do so HAHAHA YOU ARE ALL UGLY AND STUPID.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Asher
You say celibacy like it's intentional, when the fact of the matter is girls (and guys) want nothing to do with you. They'd rather have sex with a porcupine.

The dog in your avatar is more sexually attractive than you are. And I'm not just saying this to take a dig at you, you're seriously damn ugly.

Seriously damn ugly? Those are harsh words Glonkybabe, harsh words...it's called having secondary sexual characteristics, not looking like a schoolchild. I don't suppose you've come across many men yet have you? You stick to being a nonce.

[Asher]

Of course, Drake, of course. Because if you posted your picture, you'd easily be spotted in Japan and your whole world will fall apart.

You don't post your pic because you're probably as fugly as Rich.

[Asher]

Originally posted by ixnay
I have a fiancee and none of you do so HAHAHA YOU ARE ALL UGLY AND STUPID.

Fiancee at 19 is nothing to brag about.

We'll see who is laughing when she divorces you, takes your money, and marries some guy from a Sailor Moon forum.

Seriously damn ugly? Those are harsh words Glonkybabe, harsh words...it's called having secondary sexual characteristics, not looking like a schoolchild. I don't suppose you've come across many men yet have you? You stick to being a nonce.

This is just downright lame.

"secondary sexual characteristics"

You've no idea the kind of men that I've come across. I'm not attracted to 25 year old flat-faced tiny-eyed balding minimum wage Brits if that's what you're asking.

[Drake Tungsten]

Because if you posted your picture, you'd easily be spotted in Japan and your whole world will fall apart.

I made a few movies I wasn't proud of in my youth and I'm pretty sure Poly has more than a few people who know my work. You're sick freaks, all of you.

[Provost Harrison]

I think you're out of ammunition Glonkybabes, that ugly thing gleaned from a few dodgy webcam pictures...I'm sure if you asked people who had met me in real life they'd have a different story

[Asher]

Of course, it's the webcam which makes you ugly.

I'm sure you're a stunningly good looking chap, which explains why all of the girls are interested in you.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Asher
This is just downright lame.

"secondary sexual characteristics"

You've no idea the kind of men that I've come across. I'm not attracted to 25 year old flat-faced tiny-eyed balding minimum wage Brits if that's what you're asking.

Ho ho ho

I'm 26, I don't have a 'flat face' nor 'tiny eyes' nor am I balding. Nor am I paid minimum wage. I think you ought to get your facts right before attempting to flame me...make sure there is propane in your tank.

The kind of men you've come across? They're probably all spotty computer geeks like you.

[Provost Harrison]

Anyway I could talk all night but sleep is more appealing that having these little chinwags with Canadian middle-class mummy's boys. See ya later

[Asher]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Ho ho ho

I'm 26, I don't have a 'flat face' nor 'tiny eyes' nor am I balding.

Good, good, Stewart Smalley...

Nor am I paid minimum wage.

How much is it then, Rich?

The kind of men you've come across? They're probably all spotty computer geeks like you.

Oh, unquestionably.

Computer geeks tend to be ugly and annoying. I avoid them and don't even think of them sexually.

[Drake Tungsten]

God, I really wish I wasn't at work. This thread has potential.

[Asher]

And by the time you're home Ming will have checked his PM and restricted me indefinitely, so it looks like you're SOL.