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I'm thinking of starting a Civ greeting card co, and need ideas for catchy and fun things to put on em. 
Also, dark and disturbing will be considered.
Also, dark and disturbing will be considered.
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Repel barbarians, conquer your neighbours, and make amazing progresses: all in a good day's work.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
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We loved the Emperor so much (opens card) we bought him a birthday card!We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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May you pillage your enemies, rape their women, and burn down their cities."I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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These words are backed with nuclear weaponry!!!"mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
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Sire, after months of research, our scientists have discovered...(opens card) THAT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. CONGRATULATIONS!!!
AsmodeanIm not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the markComment
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Life may have you feeling blue, but just remember that no matter the odds...
...You are the Lone Spearman on top of that hill.
Get Well Soon.The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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Long time member @ Apolyton
Civilization player since the dawn of timeComment
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Sire, the evil ******'s have captured your birthday cake and burned it to the ground, we must make them pay dearly for this!!!!!Only feebs vote.Comment
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So you are turning 50?
That is just one turn! (well, when you start...)
Have many more happy turns!
When I saw you I though:
You arent as good looking as the Foreign minister, but honey, you still do just fine!If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Outside:
IT'S WE LOVE THE KING DAY!!!!
Inside:
We also sorta like you!
Happy Birthday!Comment
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these are hilariousComment
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Sire, you have advanced to a new age... FORTY!Comment
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The would make great forum quotesVisit First Cultural Industries
There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General LuddComment
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Welcome back!
[Inside] Are you happy to see me, or is that a Jungle Special in your pocket?(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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