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    2 horribly gruesome deaths in 1 thread

    Here we go, 2 horribly gruesome, completely seperate events in one thread. In the first, a doctor was getting onto an elevator, when the doors closed, pinning him there. The elevator then went upwards, severing his head:

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    And in the 2nd event, a carnival worker was working on a ride when his long hair got caught in one of the ride cars and he was lifted 40 feet before being scalped and falling to his death:

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    The moral of these stories? DON'T RIDE ELEVATORS OR HAVE LONG HAIR.
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  • #2
    Long haired guys really are odd..
    www.my-piano.blogspot

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    • #3
      Hey!
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        No pics?
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #5
          Delightfully morbid! Thanks ixnay!

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          • #6
            We really should get a vomit smily.
            If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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            • #7
              ..especially those that live in hot places. hew:
              www.my-piano.blogspot

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              • #8
                Heh heh - die young and leave a pretty corpse!
                -30-

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                • #9
                  Oh, I get it. It's one of those "haha, human suffering" moments? Well, I shall join in the laughter:

                  Ha Ha. People who aren't me nor have any emotional connection to me endured emotional/physical torment that resulted in a cessation of metabolism. Ha.
                  Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                  -Richard Dawkins

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                  • #10
                    HA HA FVCKING HA. If you want to pity someone, move to India or Angola. This ain't a third world country - this is MARLBORO COUNTRY, so welcome the fvck to Apolyton.
                    -30-

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                    • #11
                      B*tch if you want Starchild; some of us have adopt black humor and an interest in the macabre to handle the painful realities of death. I'd rather not feel terrible every time someone buys the farm, because death, and likely a terrifying and painful one, is the only thing we are sure of in this life. So, make the most of it.

                      And, though I hope to die quickly and peacefully, if someone can get a wicked chuckle out of my demise, that's fine by me. At least my end brought laughter to someone.

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                      • #12
                        I just think it's funny when people I don't know die. It makes my day to know that some other sucker bought the farm when all my friends, relatives and associates are safe and well.
                        If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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                        • #13
                          Odd people around here.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #14
                            There are odd people everywhere.
                            If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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                            • #15
                              I see odd people.

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