Freddy vs Jason review

[Maquiladora]

Freddy talked! HE CANT TALK!!! . Thats just wrong!

Freddy's always talked, making some quip before slashing someone apart. If Jason spoke now that would be wrong (does he talk at all in it?). I might just go and see this.

[Sirotnikov]

The film is entertaining.

But it sucked.

First of all, I really don't get faded glory's statement about plenty of naked women. That's true for... the first 10 minutes. And only 2 naked women. Both with fake bulb-like boobs.


The movie was hardly scary - more funny.

The only "scary" bits were freddy's and his only really scary scene is the dream in the police station. 2nded maybe by the way the kid who ran out of the mental institution died. And that scene was HARDLY scary. I mean, I'm easily scared, and I was absolutely not scared with that scene.

His scenes in the wierd warehouse are hardly frightening, and so is the pathetic fight with Jason.


Freddy has always been a top quality scarer with freaky mythological and religious motiefs, and a whole lot of very very imaginative ways in which his victims died.

In this movie he talks too much, uses his knives glove too much, appears fully lit too much, and is too ... pop-culture.

[Drogue]

I agree with Sirotnikov, entertaining but sucked.

[Whaleboy]

It was either that or I keep drinking

I suppose its preferable to your slow suicide.

Ben and Jerry's

How can something with the name "Ben" in it possible be so disgustingly sweet?!?!

consumerist trashy horror film

Bang on.

entertaining but sucked

Perhaps my view is being affected by my state on Saturday night, but even so, I think 4/10 is being generous.