The Control-V Thread.

[JohnT]

Stole this off the straight dope. Of course.

Anyway, to play all you have to do is press control-v and paste whatever it was that you copied last to this thread. Please use the quote tag or quotation marks or something...

And you see what happened to y'all.

Ahhh. From a post made earlier this morning.

[Skanky Burns]

Well that was just asking for trouble, wasn't it?

From a post someone else made earlier this morning.

[Arrian]

Can't do it. Confidential PTW Demogame communication.

-Arrian

[Eli]

The Province of SMURFGWORERWSLCFAELI (1:14)
[http://www.utopiatemple.com Angel v1.47 Beta]

Utopian Date: March 10th, YR6
RL Date: August 14th, 2003 (15:00 GMT)

Ruler Name: The Humble Count Eli
Personality & Race: The Shepherd, Human
Land: 2,732 Acres
Money: 1,753,451gc (122,653gc raw daily income)
Food: 132,019 bushels
Runes: 63,233 runes
Population: 80,808 citizens (29.58 per Acre)
Peasants: 30,435 (100% Employed)
Excited: b:100%, t:3.1gc, p:103%, m:103%
Trade Balance: 763,236gc (0% tax rate)
Networth: 465,284 (170.31 per Acre)
Thieves+Wizards+Science Networth: 39,342gc

Soldiers: 0 (58.6% estimated draft rate)
Swordsmen: 17,382 (69,528 offense points)
Archers: 12,742 (50,968 defense points)
Knights: 15,245 (76,225 offense / 91,470 defense)
War-Horses: 2,460 (up to 2,460 additional offense)
Prisoners: 0

Total Modified Offense: 167,925 (61.47 per Acre)
Practical (15% elites): 94,518 (34.60 per Acre)
Total Modified Defense: 146,711 (53.70 per Acre)
Practical (85% elites): 132,577 (48.53 per Acre)

Thieves: 1,984 (0.73 per Acre / 100% Stealth)
Wizards: 3,020 (1.11 per Acre / 100% Mana)

Crystal-Ball on your province will show:
Max. Possible Thieves/Wizards: 5,961 (2.18 / Acre)
Estimated Thieves Number: 4,471 (1.64 per Acre)
Estimated Wizards Number: 1,415 (0.52 per Acre)

Buildings: 2,066gc to build, 1,033gc to raze
Away bonus: 152,175gc (12h) / 456,525gc (20h)

Yay for Utopia

[:) Smiley]

Nothing came up. I guess I came to this thread too early.

[mrmitchell]

No Such Agency. Therefore the acronym NSA is not taken. That is insignificant though, BSA fits much better.

[Immortal Wombat]

Giddy

[Inverse Icarus]

i am a follower of american politics.
and here i was thinking the president would be a leader of american politics.

thats a quote from the daily show last night. the first was a quote from bush, the second was jon stewart's jab at it

[alva]

mine:

I wonder what they call french dressing?

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Well that was just asking for trouble, wasn't it?

Ah, the FP quote in the tech thread that basically mirrored my earlier response in that thread

[FrustratedPoet]

There's a bit when Alex says to his droogs that if they want pretty polly, they just take it. This is after he tells them that they can have all the money and cars they want.

Some text I wanted to quote from another thread here.

Yay! I'm someone else's most recent ctrl+v!!

[FrustratedPoet]

Originally posted by alva
Ah, the FP quote in the tech thread that basically mirrored my earlier response in that thread

True greatness is not to be found in being the first, but being the most remembered.

[JohnT]

Didn't Alva once say that?

Great line, FP! Mind if I quote you?

Alva:

[Asher]

ID = temp.setRecord(newRow,ID,m_ordernum,m_cust,m_addre ss,m_model,m_jobnum,m_stairsnum,m_datePlaced, m_deliveryDate,location,height,width,length,headro om,openingLength, openingHeight,style,stairType,riserType,sillHeight , method,math.oneInchMaterial,math.halfInchMaterial, math.twoBySixFt,math.twoByTenFt,math.twoByTwelveFt ,math.numRisers,math.OSM,stairTypeStr,math.CTR,m_b illing,m_ponum,threeEightTop,notch,totalHeight,num Staircases,materials,stringerStyle1,stringerStyle2 ,divisor,workorderComments,billingComments,cutlist Comments,invoiceComments,windersAndLandings,workor derCommentsOverride, winder_location, winder_direction, winder_rise, winder_pickup, winder_wrap, winder_onOne, winder_onThree, winder_seat, winder_cutCorner, status, landing_PU, landing_Seat, landing_PU_OSM, landing_Wrap, landing_Wrap_OSM, landing_On_Floor, customLandingL, customFlairsType, customFlairsTypeRight, customFlairsL, customFlairsR, winder_type, winder_sameWandP, winder_left, winder_right, custTreads, bullnose_type, bullnose_type_right, bullnose_left, bullnose_right, custDesc, blurb_winder, blurb_left_bullnose, blurb_right_bullnose, blurb_left_flair, blurb_right_flair, blurb_landing, customPic,connected);

[Arrian]

Ahhhhh!

*runs away screaming, clutching his hands to his eyes*

-Arrian

[alva]

History will eventually set the record straight....I hope