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Q: Was the dance called NAMBLA or SAMBA?
A: The one in the middle
A: The one in the middle
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Q: Which is your favourite body part?
A: A beautiful ass."The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. "
--George Bernard Shaw
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said "no".
--Woody AllenComment
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Q: What's Boddington's favourite thing?
A: Trolling on Apolyton.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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Q: What's not going to help you make friends and influence people online?
A: Left handed surfing.Comment
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Q: Name something that left handed people do at the beach?
A: Take all their clothes off and run around screaming.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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Q: What is the greatest faux pas you can commit when visiting a new girlfriend's parents?
A: Standing to attention.Comment
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Q: What is your principle memory from your years of service in the Navy?
A: Forgetting to pick the pubes from your teeth before dinner.If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.Comment
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Q: But Holmes, how did you ever manage to catch me? It seemed like the perfect crime. What gave me away?
A: The signed confession you left on my doormat.Comment
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Q: I left something by your place, but I don't remember what it was?
A: Just some bags filled with peanut-butterThis space is empty... or is it?Comment
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Q: Are those your new breast implants?
A: No, I'm trying to keep my balance by holding similarly-sized jellies.Comment
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Q: Do you usually fall down from a narrow board?
A: Only when I'm sleepwalking."The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. "
--George Bernard Shaw
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said "no".
--Woody AllenComment
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Q: Ming, is it true that you can ban people in your sleep?
A: It's my greatest bedroom related skill.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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Q: Can you really breath through your nose?
A: Yes, and it saved my life once.If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.Comment
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Q: Can you swim?
A: I can do the dance.We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.Comment
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Q: You talk the talk but can you walk the walk punk?
A: Whatever you fancy big boy.Comment
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