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Let's face it guys...downloading is gonna kill off the MPAA once everyone gets broadband. But movies, even the big budget kind, will be hear to stay. Here's a Movie Review page from 2020.
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Welcome to Mingapulco Theaters
Tickets: Free
Jumbo Soda: $5
Huge Soda: $6
Extra Huge Soda: $7
Gallon o' Soda: $8
Popcorn: $6
Coffee: $8
Beer: $8
Marijuana Brownies: $12
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NOW SHOWING
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AGENT GUPTA
(New Delhi Motion Picture Company, Action)
Featuring the biggest stars in India, this action packed thriller follows India's top secret agent and his mission to stop terrorists set on bombing Mumbai.
ARABIAN SUNRISE
(United States Department of State, Documentary)
This epic 3 hour film follows an Iraqi family through the trials and turmoils under the Hussein regime before the liberation of Iraq.
CALIFORNIA
(Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce, Romance)
An unemployed sound technician finds love with a migrant worker under the warm Southern California sun.
TOTAL COMBAT: THE MOVIE
(Total Combat Games Inc, War)
Released simultaneously with the Total Combat 8 Online, this movie, shot entirely in first-person perspective, follows a super-soldier mercenary through an entire war.
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MR. JOHN SMITH
(John Smith, Comedy)
John Smith of San Diego, California strapped a camera to the top of his head and proceeded to do incredibly stupid things in public. Extremely funny, even more so when you realize there are people like this walking around on the street in your neighborhood.
THE GREAT SUSAN M. QUIGLEY
(Democratic Party, Drama)
Dramatization of this year's Presidential Candidate Susan Quigley's transformation of the state of Texas from chaos to the best educated state in the nation during her terms first as a state legislator and later as Governor.
NEW TESTAMENT
(Christian Coalition, Animated)
The sequel to last year's hit children's movie Old Testament, this animated film continues the rest of the story. Features over 12 singalong hymns.
NOAH'S ARK
(Citizens Concerned About Global Warming, Science Fiction)
Rising sea levels threaten a low-lying nation with total submersion. Residents try to fight both the polluters responsible and the rising ocean to defend their homeland.
PARTY ANIMALS: THE MOVIE
(International Broadcasting Corporation, Comedy)
The pilot episode of the Party Animals television series.
THE ROAD RACER
(Hyundai Motor Company, Action)
A boy's only chance out of his dull small-town life is to soup up his Hyundai and enter the motor racing circuit.
SENSELESS VIOLENCE 2: MORE SENSELESS VIOLENCE
(Anonymous, Action)
Montage of violent scenes pieced together from newsreels, police footage, surveilance cameras around the world.
SOMETOWN
(National Arts Foundation, Drama)
Winner of numerous student film awards, this independent movie chronicles life and changes in a rural American town.
SPACE WARS XVI: WAR ON PLANET X
(Space Wars CGI Alliance, Science Fiction)
The latest computer-generated flick from the self-proclaimed gang of geeks has yet another epic starship battle with more lasers and explosions than the Pentagon.
SPACE WARS XVI: QUEST TO GALAXY 16
(Space Wars Render Team, Science Fiction)
Internal disputes caused this group of Space Wars geeks to split from the main group. They have now produced this rival movie, which they claim is the real Space Wars story.
UNCENSORED
(Brothel Industry Association of America, Adult)
Plot? Nah. Dialogue? Nah. Sex? Lots of it.
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Enjoy the show! Please be sure to turn off all personal communications devices.
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Welcome to Mingapulco Theaters
Tickets: Free
Jumbo Soda: $5
Huge Soda: $6
Extra Huge Soda: $7
Gallon o' Soda: $8
Popcorn: $6
Coffee: $8
Beer: $8
Marijuana Brownies: $12
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
NOW SHOWING
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
AGENT GUPTA
(New Delhi Motion Picture Company, Action)
Featuring the biggest stars in India, this action packed thriller follows India's top secret agent and his mission to stop terrorists set on bombing Mumbai.
ARABIAN SUNRISE
(United States Department of State, Documentary)
This epic 3 hour film follows an Iraqi family through the trials and turmoils under the Hussein regime before the liberation of Iraq.
CALIFORNIA
(Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce, Romance)
An unemployed sound technician finds love with a migrant worker under the warm Southern California sun.
TOTAL COMBAT: THE MOVIE
(Total Combat Games Inc, War)
Released simultaneously with the Total Combat 8 Online, this movie, shot entirely in first-person perspective, follows a super-soldier mercenary through an entire war.
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MR. JOHN SMITH
(John Smith, Comedy)
John Smith of San Diego, California strapped a camera to the top of his head and proceeded to do incredibly stupid things in public. Extremely funny, even more so when you realize there are people like this walking around on the street in your neighborhood.
THE GREAT SUSAN M. QUIGLEY
(Democratic Party, Drama)
Dramatization of this year's Presidential Candidate Susan Quigley's transformation of the state of Texas from chaos to the best educated state in the nation during her terms first as a state legislator and later as Governor.
NEW TESTAMENT
(Christian Coalition, Animated)
The sequel to last year's hit children's movie Old Testament, this animated film continues the rest of the story. Features over 12 singalong hymns.
NOAH'S ARK
(Citizens Concerned About Global Warming, Science Fiction)
Rising sea levels threaten a low-lying nation with total submersion. Residents try to fight both the polluters responsible and the rising ocean to defend their homeland.
PARTY ANIMALS: THE MOVIE
(International Broadcasting Corporation, Comedy)
The pilot episode of the Party Animals television series.
THE ROAD RACER
(Hyundai Motor Company, Action)
A boy's only chance out of his dull small-town life is to soup up his Hyundai and enter the motor racing circuit.
SENSELESS VIOLENCE 2: MORE SENSELESS VIOLENCE
(Anonymous, Action)
Montage of violent scenes pieced together from newsreels, police footage, surveilance cameras around the world.
SOMETOWN
(National Arts Foundation, Drama)
Winner of numerous student film awards, this independent movie chronicles life and changes in a rural American town.
SPACE WARS XVI: WAR ON PLANET X
(Space Wars CGI Alliance, Science Fiction)
The latest computer-generated flick from the self-proclaimed gang of geeks has yet another epic starship battle with more lasers and explosions than the Pentagon.
SPACE WARS XVI: QUEST TO GALAXY 16
(Space Wars Render Team, Science Fiction)
Internal disputes caused this group of Space Wars geeks to split from the main group. They have now produced this rival movie, which they claim is the real Space Wars story.
UNCENSORED
(Brothel Industry Association of America, Adult)
Plot? Nah. Dialogue? Nah. Sex? Lots of it.
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Enjoy the show! Please be sure to turn off all personal communications devices.
Smiley 
Best one yet.
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