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    spank any celebrity, who would it be and why?
    "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

    "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

  • #2
    I'd spank Kaak.
    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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    • #3
      if only i qualified. My vote would go to Angelina Joli. She definately needs a spanking...
      "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

      "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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      • #4
        Dude, now definitley she would be fun to spank.

        Good call.
        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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        • #5
          She definately needs a spanking...
          what the hell? who else was disturbed by this?
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • #6
            AS, you must be trying very hard to be disturbed by that.
            American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
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            Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
            XGalaga.

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            • #7
              Doesn't disturb me...I'd spank it and then hit that all night long, over and over again....oops, wrong place wrong time
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              • #8
                exactly... why spank it when you can hit it?

                this thread is still going to get closed though
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by David Floyd
                  Doesn't disturb me...I'd spank it and then hit that all night long, over and over again....oops, wrong place wrong time
                  I was going to say that... but then I decided not to....
                  American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
                  I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
                  Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
                  XGalaga.

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                  • #10
                    Hillary Clinton

                    not for sexual reasons, but because she's been a bad girl.

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                    • #11


                      Dude that would rock too

                      Come on diss I know you got more people on your list. You like to slap that ass.
                      We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                      • #12
                        this thread is about spanking, dissident... not who do you want to beat the crap out of
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #13
                          well most women I want to spank, but that is for purely sexual reasons.

                          Angelina Jolie is a good choice though. She's a bad girl of a different variety. A good spanking would clear her pyschotic head up a little.

                          Rosie O' Donnel needs a good spanking. Just for good measure I would spank her with the stock of a gun. That would really piss her off.

                          Susan Surandon could also use a spanking.

                          Might as well add Jane Fonda to that list as well.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dissident
                            Rosie O' Donnel needs a good spanking. Just for good measure I would spank her with the stock of a gun. That would really piss her off.


                            yo that's the only way i could do it man i don't want my skin in contact with hers and especially her ass
                            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                            • #15
                              rosie o'donnel is by the far the most annoying ***** in america right now... a horrible she-male comedian with that loud ass whiny voice and... damn i can't even describe how horrible she is.
                              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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