Yep, as did Dr. Takashi Saito, in 2038.
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I used to be quite a good athlete, but old age and a desk job have brought me low in recent years. Now my regimen mainly consists of masturbating a few times a day.He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!
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I practice Dog Wrestling almost every day for 15-20 minutes. It's a real intense work out that involves a 65 pound dog with sharp teeth, a pink blanket (slightly chewed), a bouncy ball, and protect head gear... It's not for everyone...
I also walk a lot;
20 feet from my fridge to the couch
25 feet from fridge to my spot on the patio where I smoke
37.5 feet from the fridge to my car
45 feet from my car to the back isle of the liquor store
325 feet from where I park my car at work to where I sit at work, also involves 14 steps and a ramp at a 6% incline.
almost tires me out just thinking about it
I also drink a Big Gulp everyday, I put a lot of ice in it so it is initially REALLY heavy.
Every night I do curls. I use a light weight as I more concerned about strenght than mass. So, I do 1 set starting with 24 oz. that works it's way down between each rep, and then about 6 sets with 16 oz which also works it's way down with each rep.
On Wednesday nights I also have to do powerlifting; the garbage doesn't take it's self to the curb.
On Saturadys I usually get stuck walking a marathon as I chase my wife from sale to sale at the mall looking for the exact right pair of open toe sandles...
As you can see I AM the great American athelete... It's to tough to stay in such peak physical condition as I am, but I am lucky because I have the natural build and metabolism required to become the He-man that I am...
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