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  • IWS XIV: The Big, the Bad, and the Stupid

    Rules: Answer the questions and send to JW by PM. All answers are allowed. However, scoring is not based on what the "correct" answer is . It is based on how many other participants choose the same answer. So, for example, if I ask what fruit is the greatest, and 17 people say "banana," each person who answered "banana" will get 17 points for that question. If someone says "mango," and they're the only one, they will get 1 point for that question. However, the answer doesn't have to even fit the criteria. If two people answer "I hate George W. Bush" when asked what fruit is the greatest, they will still get two points for that question. Your individual score will be the total of your scores for all eight questions.

    1. What is the single worst hellhole on Earth?
    2. What is the greatest shooter game ever?
    3. Put these in order from fattest to thinnest. William Howard Taft, Newman from "Seinfeld," and Jared from the Subway ads (before he lost all the weight.)
    4. What is the coolest gun ever created?
    5. Fez once said that all Communists should be thrown out of helicopters. However, since commies like monkspider, Che, and Tassadar are lovable, fill in the blank with a different plural noun. All ________ should be thrown out of helicopters.
    6. Ming and MtG in a boxing match. Who wins?
    7. Which mod/admin is most likely an 11 year old net rat in disguise?

    PM JW Here



    Answers must be sent before August 7th at noon EST.
    "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

    Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

  • #2
    regurgitated
    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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    • #3
      sent AN AS W WA RS

      A G TA HON WIL LOSE U DIRY NUB!
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        Grammatical superiority is mine! (AKA, sent preceded by random statement)
        "Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
        "The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
        "It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain

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        • #5
          gone with the wind...
          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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          • #6
            ZYLKA! Um... I mean... sent!

            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #7
              Mind if i join?
              "Dave, if medicine tasted good, I'd be pouring cough syrup on my pancakes." -Jimmy James, Newsradio

              "Your plans to find love, fortune, and happiness utterly ignore the Second Law Of Thermodynamics."-Horiscope from The Onion

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              • #8
                Originally posted by gopher
                Mind if i join?
                Not at all.
                "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                • #9
                  I'm so proud... I stole something from another site and made it into an Apolyton tradition .

                  I better be in some veteran's quiz for this
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #10
                    Would it matter, the answer would be 'Zylka' anyway
                    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    • #11
                      Ok, sent!
                      "Dave, if medicine tasted good, I'd be pouring cough syrup on my pancakes." -Jimmy James, Newsradio

                      "Your plans to find love, fortune, and happiness utterly ignore the Second Law Of Thermodynamics."-Horiscope from The Onion

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                      • #12
                        Sclant
                        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                        • #13
                          I'm so proud... I stole something from another site and made it into an Apolyton tradition .

                          I better be in some veteran's quiz for this
                          Goddammit! START SDMB VERSION NOW!
                          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                          "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                          • #14
                            Sent. I hate such questions like Nr. 2 though. I live in Austria, damn it and don't know any of them. And I won't answer "Zylka" instead.
                            "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                            "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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                            • #15
                              bungled
                              meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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