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  • #16
    D'oh. Noticed later the surrounding area evacuation

    Disregard both posts.
    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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    • #17
      Keep reading mrmitchell.
      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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      • #18
        You see my "I made a mistake" post now?
        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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        • #19
          Re: Elves attack California

          Originally posted by DinoDoc

          How exactly is setting fires enviromentally friendly?
          Well, certain coniferous trees require forest fires to release their seeds and start a new generation.

          I sincerely doubt that the fire in this case was necessary, but it's somewhat of a blanket statement to say that fires aren't environmentally friendly.
          "I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?" -Frank Zappa
          "A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue, but moderation in principle is always a vice."- Thomas Paine
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          • #20
            Their point is to try and stop new construction. They did a Law & Order episode about it.

            Fire is an extremely dangerous weapon and is highly unpredictable. It is so easy for them to get out of control and hurt people and other living things.



            Maybe I should start a leftist group called People First!
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #21
              The People Liberation Front is willing to use direct action to set these pro-Earth people straight, or on fire, whichever.

              Remember folks, once we wear out this planet we can just move on to the next one.
              John Brown did nothing wrong.

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              • #22
                If I remember correctly, in addition to setting fires, the ELF also spikes trees (sticks metal spikes in them so that anyone trying to cut them with a chainsaw will have their chainsaw destroyed and will be at risk of flying chainsaw death) in logging areas, I believe. It's either them or some other kooky environmentalist group.

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                • #23
                  Mmmmm! Elf: the other other white meat!

                  I'll take environmentalists seriously when they stop using electricity, gasoline, paper, plastics, stop buying anything shipped by road or air, medicine more advanced than aspirin…
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                  • #24
                    ELF = American Osama Bin Ladens

                    They must all be blasted to hell.
                    For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Straybow
                      I'll take environmentalists seriously when they stop using electricity, gasoline, paper, plastics, stop buying anything shipped by road or air, medicine more advanced than aspirin…
                      Of course. ELF are really environmentalists, and we should all rape the land, air and seas with total abandon until "environmentalists" all comply with some arbitrary standard of living applied to nobody else.
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Fez
                        ELF = American Osama Bin Ladens

                        They must all be blasted to hell.
                        Nice to see a sense of proportion creeping into your posts
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                        • #27
                          OH GOD NO!!! IT'S THE PLAGUE OF PINK CHRISTINAGUILERA MONSTERS!!!! AAARRARARHFGHDHG!!!!

                          RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
                          -30-

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat


                            Of course. ELF are really environmentalists, and we should all rape the land, air and seas with total abandon until "environmentalists" all comply with some arbitrary standard of living applied to nobody else.
                            Yes, the same arbitrary standard of living they want to apply to us.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Straybow
                              Mmmmm! Elf: the other other white meat!

                              I'll take environmentalists seriously when they stop using electricity, gasoline, paper, plastics, stop buying anything shipped by road or air, medicine more advanced than aspirin…
                              And I'll take the war supporters seriously once they go to Iraq and get themselves killed.
                              Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                              Do It Ourselves

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                              • #30
                                Whoa! Thread-jack! *must... not... listen*

                                *gives in*

                                The difference between Gulf II and this is that they are trying to impose their philosophy on all of us, whereas we are simply saying that "It'd be a good thing to declare war on Iraq".

                                Don't you think it'd be counterproductive to send something over 50% of Americans to Iraq, just for kicks?

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