Pet Peeves- Traffic Edition

[Japher]

I can't stand ppl who drive cars that have not been taken care of properly and have a giant cloud of black smoke putting up a screen behind them, and then when you catch up top them you see that it is some tree-hugging hippie...

I also can't stand people who buy a $12,000 car and add about $16,000 in accessories to it such as; ground effects, 8-foot spoiler, an intake (as if they need one), curb feelers (on both sides of the car), tiger print seat covers, curtains, 18 bobble heads sitting on the dash and blocking their view, fancy hubcaps that continue to spin after they stop, licsense plate frame that lights up, bad tinting job, and a mural of the last super poorly airbrushed onto the hood....

[SpencerH]

Originally posted by Sava
Right, it's about being a dumbass cracker.

Another jejune comment from Sava. How original!





Yes, I included that word just to force your ignorant ass to look it up. Although given your previous record of postings, I suppose that you may choose to remain in your usual state of witlessness.

[Sava]

heeyaaaa heyyayaauck gee paw, those dang yankees are makin fun of us agin... let's grab the scattergun and teech thoz boyz a lessun

[SpencerH]

Maybe you should quit while your behind. You're just making it worse for yourself, next post you'll be using baby-talk.

[MattH]

-'Hey, let's drive slow in the left lane!'
-People who speed up when you try to switch lanes in front of them.
-People who thing a freeway is like a Loom- they just can't stop weaving
-Drivers and passengers who complain how dumb a driver is just because once they don't use a signal. or are in a hurry (that type of person does the same things but gets irritated when confronted).

[Japher]

Maybe you should quit while your behind. You're just making it worse for yourself.

No! Let him go, this can be fun

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but man do names and symbols really offend me...



"Objects in the rear view mirror are NOT closer than they appear"

I used this one last night, and my wife got mad...

[Japher]

Oh, and SpencerH, there is a place to complain about the use of snck food words here

From Diss:

If we can't say the n word, we shouldn't be able to say the c word.

I have been seeing this word a lot lately. It needs to stop.

[The Templar]

Originally posted by SpencerH


I know a few people with such flags and they'd be happy to drive anywhere with it, especially in Louisiana where they can shoot 'carjackers' with relative impunity.

Do you live in the south? It would seem not, given how little you appear to know. For many people here, flying the battle flag is not about racism.

I lived in New Orleans for 5 years, and Austin for 4.

Nobody in their right mind would fly a battle cross in the 9th ward unless they were flying it on a tank and it was daylight.

Oh, and I've asked it before and I'll ask it again (and likely again and again) - why don't you "Southern Heritage" folks celebrate your Southern Heritage by celebrating MLK Jr. and Rosa Parks? How about Huey P. Long or LBJ? They're Southern. Why fly a flag that many people in the south and everyone else in the world thinks is racist. Oh, and if you think the flag is not racist, then answer me this - would you feel comfortable flying it over MLK Jr.'s grave?

[The Templar]

Originally posted by Japher
People who slow down in the cross walk as you approach.

A cab started honking at me as I was crossing once. So I just stood their right in front of him and obstructed him for awhile. He was yelling and cursing, it was great fun. I made him stay there an extra cycle while giving him the single finger salute.

[C0ckney]

woman drivers.

[SuperSneak]

I can't believe no one has mentioned the a**holes who zoom by everyone in an obvious merging line, then expect to get let in waaaaay ahead of everyone. Some weak bastard always lets them in, too.

That one is numero uno on my list and makes me want to kill!!!!

[SlowwHand]

I tell you what I hate. Squirrels.
Actually, I like squirrels, which is why it pisses me off when they run back and forth and stop and go in the street.
I'm not going to hit them if I can help it, so don't even go there.
Can't tell you how many times I've locked 'em up. Scrreeech.

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by C0ckney
woman drivers.

Or even worse, Asian female drivers on the cell phone with their friend in a hurry to get to their manicurist's appointment while doing their mascara in the rearview mirror on the freeway in an Escalade or Navigator.

At night. In the snow. Uphill. Both ways.

[FrustratedPoet]

How can it be uphill both ways?

And I think you forgot to mention that she's also an unemployed single mother.

[SlowwHand]

A valley.