The barbeque (joke)

[Egbert]

When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events
are put into motion:
>>1) The woman goes to the store.
>>2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
>>3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with
the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is
Lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
>>4) The man places the meat on the grill.
>>5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
>>6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
>>7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
>>8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
>>9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
>>10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
>>11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
>>seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
women.

[Winston]

So true.

[Dis]

women are not qualified to handle meat over an open flame

[st_swithin]

That's why we like to throw the men onto the fire after they burn the filet mignon - more meat for us meat eaters!!

And it's environmentally-friendly too.

Vitameatavegimen!

[Sikander]

This reminds me of Donatella Versace's summer cook out. She's completely wasted and accidently leans against the grill, impervious to the fact that her skin is burning. The smoke wafts up toward her face and for a second her face lights up.

"Sumtheeng smell deleesheeus! Aaaagh, it's meee!"

[Q Classic]

actually, when we barbecue, the guys do all the buying, preparing, and cooking.

we use plastic plates and cups.

and we don't need no stinkin' vegetables (although we sometimes do grill some corn on the cob).

meat, hot off the grill... no forks, no utensils, just meat. that's how it's supposed to be done.

[FemmeAdonis]

I can barbeque goooooooooooooooooooood.

well hambrugers anyway

[DeathByTheSword]

...if you BBQ only sauces and MEAT are allowed

[Q Classic]

the best hamburgers are the ones where you make the patties yourself.

[Q Classic]

...if you BBQ only sauces and MEAT are allowed

melting cheese on meat is allowed, because melting cheese becomes a sauce.

bread is tolerable, but only if it's going to be used with meat: buns, for instance.

"vegetarian" entrees, like boca burgers, soy burgers, or any of that crap is NOT ALLOWED and EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN. if they go on the grill, you no longer have a barbecue, you have an "cookoff".

[General Ludd]

Don't you also need little american flags?

[DeathByTheSword]

Q Cuberd your right!

[Q Classic]

Don't you also need little american flags?

they don't taste so good, and they're neither meat nor sauce.

[DeathByTheSword]

if you mean those paper flag thingies....i always use them to get the fire going

[Q Classic]

as for women not capable of handling meat over an open flame: not quite true. all women can be grillers just like men...

that is, if they're not into that "vegetarian" junk. meat-eaters are the only ones who know how to properly use a grill.

remember folks, the grill is not just something to cook with. it's a calling.