It's turkey time, Gobble, Gobble.

[Az]

hey! "Spy Hard" rocked!

[st_swithin]

Wait....wait...wait for it......

I feel a coupla Razzie nominations coming on...

Ben Affleck for Most Pathetic Douchebag Leading Male of 2003...

Jennifer Lopez for Fat-Assedest Whiny B!tchy Snail-trail Leaving Female of ALL TIME...

Whoever greenlit this turkey should get an award for turning those two punks out like that. We owe him/her a drink! First round's on Jack Nicholson!

[Zylka]

(J Lo spreads her shiny hot legs and licks suggestively: It's time to stuff the Turkey, Z. GOBBLE GOBBLE!)

[monolith94]

gigli got a good review... I believe it's at 2% now.

[st_swithin]

Too bad. Movie still sucks. Razzie nominees have been named. Publicly.

Anyone else wanna second my nominations?

Stuff the turkey - HEE HEE HEE!!!! STILL LAUGHING!!!

[Nubclear]

How is "Gigli" pronounced? The reviews say that Affleck says it rhymes with "really"....Is it "Gjee Gjlee"? "Giggli"? "Guy gluy"?

It's never good to name a movie something unprounouncable.

[st_swithin]

I keep thinking 'jiggly,' but maybe I'm just thinking of JLo's a55 doing the horizontal mambo.

Ew, I gotta go brush my fingers now. That was a NASTY visual. ICK!

[DRoseDARs]

Aparently, it's pronounced "gee lee." The middle "g" is silent.

[DRoseDARs]

And yes st_swithin, that WAS nasty. I wish you hadn't shared with us...

[Imran Siddiqui]

Rotten Tomatoes has it on 4% now... who rated it positive?

[Boris Godunov]

5% now...all of the good revies are from small, insignificant sources...except Variety. Their reviewing credibility really is shot.

[st_swithin]

Well, at least we know that Ben and JLo have fans in Carrottop and Pauly Shore, at least.

Golly, it's good to be loved, huh?