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YAY!! Lets all associate Islam with terrorism! 
Fruit is good for you
Fruit is good for you
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"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love: -
actually, my first thought was that heaven for these guys, rather than being a upscale and nice "tearoom", was actually more like a kindergarten instead.
nila cookies and juice boxes, anyone?
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Fruit is sure better than virigins. 'Virgins' have a tendency to give you STD:s.Comment
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What?"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
Middle East!Comment
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The whole thing about virgins existing in Heaven is that they're in Heaven so they can't lie. (Or they can't transmit, at the least.)
If virgins in Heaven give STDs, life has lost its purpose.meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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Speaking from personal experience?Originally posted by Kropotkin
Fruit is sure better than virigins. 'Virgins' have a tendency to give you STD:s.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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There's no sex in heaven. What would you do with a virgin?Comment
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virgins give poor head. there I said it. It needed to be said.Comment
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Sounds like he11 to me - an impotent dude, surrounded by 72 nubile virgins, and no Viagra.
Sorry, Heff - hate to break it to ya, but you're stuck here now!-30-Comment
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