When I grow up I want to be...

[st_swithin]

Ew.

I used to want to be big and fat and sweaty so I could 'fit in' to the video game industry standards of what is commonly perceived as intelligence.

Now I'm so fvckin' happy that I'm not any of those things. And I have an enormous johnson, which Nihilists are not threatening to remove.

[FrustratedPoet]

Originally posted by st_swithin
And I have an enormous johnson, which Nihilists are not threatening to remove.

Keeping the marmots out of your bathtub is another important step.

And get a rug that really ties the room together, that's also crucial to happiness.

[MikeH]

When I grow up I want to be a child again.

[st_swithin]

I have no trouble with marmots, it's the black-feeted ferrets that cause all the trouble.

People keep peeing on my rug. I have no idea why. They seem to be looking for someone who has the same name as I do, but I have no idea who they are.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Pekka
Or I want to be big and fat and sweaty, but have a catch that makes all women want to sleep with me. Like Ron Jeremy. That would be cool..

Dude, you have to see the movie "The Tao of Steve". All will be revealed.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by st_swithin
Ew.

I used to want to be big and fat and sweaty so I could 'fit in' to the video game industry standards of what is commonly perceived as intelligence.

Now I'm so fvckin' happy that I'm not any of those things. And I have an enormous johnson, which Nihilists are not threatening to remove.

I had an enormous Johnson once, or at least I think I did. I was pretty drunk at the time.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by st_swithin
I have no trouble with marmots, it's the black-feeted ferrets that cause all the trouble.

People keep peeing on my rug. I have no idea why. They seem to be looking for someone who has the same name as I do, but I have no idea who they are.

You'd better find that person and make them get you a new rug.

[Pekka]

Originally posted by Sikander


Dude, you have to see the movie "The Tao of Steve". All will be revealed.

No I haven't.. what's it about?

[Drake Tungsten]

Dude, you have to see the movie "The Tao of Steve". All will be revealed.

We pursue that which retreats from us.

[FrustratedPoet]

Originally posted by Sikander


You'd better find that person and make them get you a new rug.

Exactly. This aggression will not stand, man.

[Skanky Burns]

I don't know what I want to be. Which is rather sad, considering I have alread got a degree.

[Drake Tungsten]

You should work for a demolition company, Skanky. You're good at breaking things.

[Skanky Burns]

I'm only good at pretending to break things.
I would make a good scapegoat I guess, but that isn't really a great career decision.

[st_swithin]

Eh, it wasn't THAT nice a rug.

Stupid Nihilists.

I'll sick the weasels on 'em! That'll learn 'em!

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Pekka


No I haven't.. what's it about?

It's about a hairy fat guy who is really good at seducing women.