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This photo alone should just plain scare all Americans to vote Dennis Kucinich for president. Yogic flying for everyone! (No orbital mind control lasers or chemtrails)
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world -
"I hate you, and the stupid giant hand of yours."
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"Do you smell that?" -
"bang bang"Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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" I always wnted 2 left hands"Comment
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This is one for older Chicagoans.
"HI! I'm John Brownfield."Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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From Jim Henson's reject pile to the Presidency.Comment
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I think that aging treatement Nick Nolte recommended to me was a bad idea."Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"Comment
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"The first thing they teach you at ventriloquists school, is that the hand goes inside the dummy"........
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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You're thinking: do i have the time to strangle him with his own tie before he can react ?
You've got to ask yourself one question: do i feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?What?Comment
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[Dennis Miller mode] Is it just me or is this guy more whacked out than Crispin Glover at the tail end of a week-long coke binge? [/Dennis Miller mode]KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!Comment
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"Hey mister, got a quarter"............
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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" I really should stop wearing these buttplugs to work..."Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Dennis Kucinich is stumped once again, when he's told he can't tell his as* from a hole in the ground.
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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