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    BBC 'proves' Nessie does not exist

    A BBC team says it has shown there is no such thing as the Loch Ness monster.

    Using 600 separate sonar beams and satellite navigation technology to ensure that none of the loch was missed, the team surveyed the waters said to hide Scotland's legendary tourist attraction but found no trace of the monster.

    Previous reported sightings of the beast led to speculation that it might be a plesiosaur, a marine reptile which died out with the dinosaurs.

    The team was convinced that such an animal could have survived in the cold waters of Loch Ness, despite the normal preference of marine reptiles for sub-tropical waters.

    Looking for the lungs

    The researchers looked at the habits of modern marine reptiles, such as crocodiles and leatherback turtles, to try to work out how a plesiosaur might have behaved.

    They hoped the instruments aboard their search boat would pick up the air in Nessie's lungs as it reflected a distorted signal back to the sonar sensors.

    The team did find a buoy moored several metres below the surface as a test for the equipment, but, in the end, no Loch Ness monster.
    "We went from shoreline to shoreline, top to bottom on this one, we have covered everything in this loch and we saw no signs of any large living animal in the loch," said Ian Florence, one of the specialists who carried out the survey for the BBC.

    His colleague Hugh MacKay added: "We got some good clear data of the loch, steep sided, flat bottomed - nothing unusual I'm afraid."

    "There was an anticipation that we would come up with a large sonar anomaly that could have been a monster - but it wasn't to be."

    The fence post monster

    The BBC team says the only explanation for the persistence of the myth of the monster is that people see what they want to see.

    To prove this, the researchers hid a fence post beneath the surface of the loch and raised it in front of a coach party of tourists.
    Interviewed afterwards, most said they had observed a square object but several drew monster-shaped heads when asked to sketch what they had seen.

    The television programme detailing the investigation, Searching For The Loch Ness Monster, was made for BBC One.

  • #2
    They should have just aired more changing rooms.
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    • #3
      Killjoys.

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      • #4
        I thought this was proven all along.

        Don't any of you guys ever watch the History Channel? Surely, there has been more than one airing of that show that said the original picture was just a prop on a float out in the island.
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        • #5
          yet another useless study by the Brits that the americans already knew about.

          Here are two other useless study the brits recently done. They found out that men and women with glasses are considered less attractive by people of the opposite sex. And they did a study that alcohol does increase the attractiveness of someone of the opposite sex.

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          • #6
            some website
            meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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            • #7
              yet another useless study by the Brits that the americans already knew about.

              Here are two other useless study the brits recently done. They found out that men and women with glasses are considered less attractive by people of the opposite sex. And they did a study that alcohol does increase the attractiveness of someone of the opposite sex.


              That last one was important to the UK.

              They were thinking of enacting prohibition, but then they realised that it would mean the end of the English race.
              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
              Stadtluft Macht Frei
              Killing it is the new killing it
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              • #8
                Originally posted by mrmitchell
                Some website
                I'd suggest that you edit this out. I don't care, but the mods will have a field day if they catch you linking to this...

                *Files url away for future reference
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #9
                  I didn't see any nudity at first glance.

                  now I'm intrigued.

                  time to look at my browser history.

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                  • #10
                    I took your suggestion. Diss reminded me of it.

                    I've never been there but I saw it on techTV's "Wired for Sex" TV show...I figured I'd let him know that a small percentage of the population (not me ) does indeed find glasses pleasurable.

                    (I still have never been there...even after linking to it... )
                    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                    • #11
                      I just clicked on one of the girls. yes there is nudity

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Dissident
                        I didn't see any nudity at first glance.

                        now I'm intrigued.

                        time to look at my browser history.
                        Click on a picture on the front page. You get low-quality unexciting soft-core porn.
                        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                        Stadtluft Macht Frei
                        Killing it is the new killing it
                        Ultima Ratio Regum

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