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    If you were a character in Dungeons and Dragons, what would your attributes be?

    This is what my character sheet would look like:

    NAME: [insert real name or pseudonym here] Kramerman
    RACE: Human of highly mixed European ancestry and some native american
    GENDER: Male
    AGE: 18
    CLASS: [job or profession here] Student
    ALIGNMENT: Lawful Neutral
    LVL: 1 (haven’t entered any professional arena yet in order to gain experience)

    BACKGROUND: ???

    REGION: Texas

    SPEED: 35 [Im really fast]

    ATTRIBUTES:
    Attribute: Stat [modifier]

    STRength: 11 [0] [Im just about average strength]
    DEXterity: 15 [+2] [im quicker and have faster reflexes than most]
    CONstitution: 12 [0] [My tolerance of pain is a bit higher than the average man’s, Id say, tho I cant take much more punishment than anyone else my size]
    INTellegence: 14 [0] [Im pretty intelligent, I know a lot of facts and information and stuff that most people have no clue about]
    WISdom: 14 [+2] [I consider myself fairly wise beyond my years]
    CHArisma: 15 [+2] [im not too much too look at, but I have a personality]

    HP(hit points): 12 (d10 + 2 Con)
    AC: [I don’t think this translates to the real world, but ill think about it later]
    INITitive: +2 (DEX)

    Base Attack: +1
    Melee Attack: +1 (+1 base; +0 STR)
    Ranged Attack: +3 (+1 Base; +2 DEX)

    Saving Throws:
    FORTiturde: +5 [I can take a good deal of punishment by virtue of my masichistic tolerance of pain]
    REFlex: +5 [im quite quick]
    WILLpower: +5 [I have a good deal of will power when i know i must accomplish a task... however poly overcomes this, as i should be studying now...]

    FEATS:
    [I dunno how to turn this into the real world… ill mess with it later after I study]

    SKILLS:
    [Ill do this later, have to study for exam L]

    SPELLS: none, magic sucks ass

    LANGUAGE:
    English,
    enough Spanish to get by if need be

    WEAPONS:
    [this is all i have know... rest assured this arsenal will grow in size and power as i get older]
    .22 LR high-quality classic rifle… very sturdy and accurate
    hand-made, vintage, single shot .22 short pistol
    7” K-Bar combat blade
    Lots o’ smalla knives
    Hatchet

    EQUIPMENT:
    Computer with a bunch of stuff
    17” TV
    VCR
    Alarm Clock
    Clothes, mostly casual and comfortable, but some formal wear
    Los of books
    X-Box
    Portable CD player and bunch of CDs
    Phone
    Stuffed rabbit named after my late pet bunny
    And a lot more stuff

    Money: Not much, im a freakin student
    anyway, for attributes, for those who dont know,

    for speed
    Average speed is 30 (most humans fall here)
    20 would be a midget
    25 would be a fat slow man
    35 would be very fast runner
    40 would be collegiate or olympic athlete


    for attributes:
    10 is dead average (following examples for strength)
    11 slightly higher (the guy at work who looks a bit bigger than you)
    12 above average (they guy at work who looks bigger than him)
    13 (a good strong man)
    14 (a man that works out consistently, a soldier in bootcamp)
    15 (a man that has worked out for years, a professional soldier)
    16 (a muscleman, smaller professional wrestlers)
    17 (Big professional wrestlers)
    18 (Conan the Barabrian)
    19 (olympian bronze)
    20 (Olympian gold)
    21 and above (a really strong gorrilla)

    EDIT:

    alignments:
    Lawful good: believe in Laws and Good.. goody goody

    Lawful neutral: could care less about good or evil (cultural relativist, perhaps), but is all about law and order

    Lawful evil: love laws, but for evil purposes, like a corrupt dictator (saddam hussein, Stalin)

    True Neutral: completely neutral in the eyes of the universe.

    Chaotic good: an anarchist with a good heart (Ramo maybe?)

    Chaotic neutral: an anti-establishment whos nuetral to good and evil (cultural relativist)

    Chaotic Evil: The embodiment of true evil... Satan himself
    Last edited by Kramerman; July 28, 2003, 23:39.
    "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
    - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
    Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

  • #2
    hey where's the nifty little quiz to go with it?

    don't tell me it isn't there. I saw one on the Interplay boards.

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    • #3
      and people make fun of me for WWE??
      "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
      You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

      "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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      • #4
        I submit that this is far geekier than the Star Wars vs. Star Trek arguments.
        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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        • #5
          All 18's for me

          In real life- as in gaming, I keep rolling the dice until I get all 18's.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Dissident
            hey where's the nifty little quiz to go with it?

            don't tell me it isn't there. I saw one on the Interplay boards.
            hmm... ill look for one of those
            "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
            - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
            Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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            • #7
              here is one

              http://twinrose.net/dandchar.php
              "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
              - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
              Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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              • #8
                19/m/gay/Calgary/vers/8/uncut



                Oops, wrong site stats... ,...
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  aww... i was wrong, i guess id be this:

                  You Are A:


                  Lawful Good Human Fighter

                  Alignment:
                  Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.

                  Race:
                  Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

                  Primary Class:
                  Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

                  Secondary Class:


                  Detailed Results:

                  Alignment:
                  Law and Chaos:
                  Law ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
                  Neutral - (0)
                  Chaos --- XXXX (4)

                  Good and Evil:
                  Good ---- XXXXX (5)
                  Neutral - X (1)
                  Evil ---- (-2)

                  Race:
                  Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
                  Half-Elf - (0)
                  Elf ------ (-1)
                  Gnome ---- XXX (3)
                  Halfling - (-5)
                  Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
                  Half-Orc - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)

                  Class:
                  Fighter -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
                  Barbarian -XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
                  Ranger --- XXXXX (5)
                  Monk ----- XX (2)
                  Paladin -- XX (2)
                  Cleric --- (0)
                  Mage ----- XXXX (4)
                  Druid ---- XXXXX (5)
                  Thief ---- X (1)
                  Bard ----- XXXX (4)
                  "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                  - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                  Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                  • #10
                    Asher, damn, 8? You sure you're not exaggerating a little?
                    -connorkimbro
                    "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

                    -theonion.com

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                    • #11
                      No I swear to God I'm not exaggerating

                      What's so damn impressive about size 8 shoes?
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #12
                        here is my otehr possibilities from this site:

                        http://selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=fantasy

                        Rank
                        #1 equals your best match Item
                        Default order is alphabetical

                        Your results are below... #1 Monk
                        Copy & Paste
                        Results Code:
                      • My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, What Dungeons and Dragons class are you most like?, is Monk

                        ?
                        K Compare your result to other people's
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                        #2 Fighter
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                        Results Code:

                      • My #2 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, What Dungeons and Dragons class are you most like?, is Fighter

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                        K Compare your result to other people's
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                        #3 Paladin
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                      • My #3 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, What Dungeons and Dragons class are you most like?, is Paladin

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                        #4 Assasin

                      Last edited by Kramerman; July 29, 2003, 01:03.
                      "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                      - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                      Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                      • #13
                        heres another alignment test:

                        http://www.wizards.com/dnd/article.a...nd/dx20001222b
                        "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                        - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                        Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                        • #14
                          You Are A:


                          Chaotic Neutral Half-Elf Mage Fighter

                          Alignment:
                          Chaotic Neutral characters are unstable, and frequently insane. They believe in disorder first and foremost, and will thus strive for that disorder in everything they do. This means that they will do whatever seems 'fun' or 'novel' at any given time.

                          Race:
                          Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.

                          Primary Class:
                          Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

                          Secondary Class:
                          Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

                          Detailed Results:

                          Alignment:
                          Law and Chaos:
                          Law ----- (-1)
                          Neutral - XXXXXX (6)
                          Chaos --- XXXXXXXX (8)

                          Good and Evil:
                          Good ---- XXXXXX (6)
                          Neutral - XXXXXX (6)
                          Evil ---- (0)

                          Race:
                          Human ---- X (1)
                          Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
                          Elf ------ XXXXXX (6)
                          Gnome ---- XXXXXXX (7)
                          Halfling - XXXXXXXX (8)
                          Dwarf ---- (-6)
                          Half-Orc - X (1)

                          Class:
                          Fighter -- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
                          Barbarian -X (1)
                          Ranger --- XXXXXXXX (8)
                          Monk ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
                          Paladin -- X (1)
                          Cleric --- XXXXXXXX (8)
                          Mage ----- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
                          Druid ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
                          Thief ---- (-6)
                          Bard ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
                          Jon Miller-
                          I AM.CANADIAN
                          GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                          • #15
                            here's one. Don't agree at all except for the alignment. I usually am that alignment.

                            Lawful Good Half-Orc Fighter

                            Alignment:
                            Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.

                            Race:
                            Half-Orcs are often brutish and mean creatures, unaccepted by both thier heritages. They are little better than orcs. But some can be clever and successful in the society of adventurers

                            Primary Class:
                            Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

                            Secondary Class:


                            Detailed Results:

                            Alignment:
                            Law and Chaos:
                            Law ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
                            Neutral - XXXXXX (6)
                            Chaos --- XXXXXX (6)

                            Good and Evil:
                            Good ---- XXXXX (5)
                            Neutral - XXXX (4)
                            Evil ---- XX (2)

                            Race:
                            Human ---- XXXXXXX (7)
                            Half-Elf - XXXXX (5)
                            Elf ------ XXXX (4)
                            Gnome ---- XXX (3)
                            Halfling - XXXXXX (6)
                            Dwarf ---- XXXXXXX (7)
                            Half-Orc - XXXXXXXXXX (10)

                            Class:
                            Fighter -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
                            Barbarian -XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
                            Ranger --- XXXXX (5)
                            Monk ----- XXXXXX (6)
                            Paladin -- XXXXXX (6)
                            Cleric --- XXXXX (5)
                            Mage ----- XXXX (4)
                            Druid ---- XXXXXX (6)
                            Thief ---- (-11)
                            Bard ----- XXX (3)

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