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    Boris, GePap, Tassadar. Front and Center !

    A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker went into a restaurant in London, and the waiter said,
    "Excuse me, but if you order the steak you might not get one, as there is a shortage."

    The Texan asked, "What's a shortage ?"
    The Russian asked, "What's a steak ?"
    The New Yorker asked, "What's excuse me ?"
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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    And if there was an Iowan . . . .

    I'll just have a couple of porkchops then.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #3
      Slow:
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
        Since I'm not funny, you must have been laughing at SlowwHand's initial post -- not mine.
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • #5
          Re: Boris, GePap, Tassadar. Front and Center !

          Originally posted by SlowwHand
          A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker went into a restaurant in London, and the waiter said,
          "Excuse me, but if you order the steak you might not get one, as there is a shortage."

          The Texan asked, "What's a shortage ?"
          The Russian asked, "What's a steak ?"
          The New Yorker asked, "What's excuse me ?"
          lol
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          Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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          • #6
            Hahaha

            Oh, that is just so darn tootin' cute..have a cookie little boy.
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            • #7
              Exactly .
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #8
                I'll find a good joke about Iowa.
                I saw this and thought, "Oh, MAN!"

                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                  Exactly .
                  Can I help it that you're a hopeless case?
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #10
                    Says the one born without a sense of humor?
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                      Says the one born without a sense of humor?
                      who?

                      where?
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #12
                        Well, I'm glad to see ALL knew it's a danged joke.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          I thought it was funny.
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                          • #14
                            It wasn't that funny. Merely cute.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #15
                              Yeah, but commies have no discernable sense of humor.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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