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  • #31


    Frigging liberal pansy...
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

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    • #32
      What? Coastal cities being boiled alive doesn't sate your bloodlust?
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #33
        It leaves all of the interior to cause troubles...
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #34
          I'd share the tech with all of humanity, duh.
          Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.com

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          • #35
            Awesome thread idea, lonestar

            I voted giving all the tech to the USA... I shall lead Her to a glorious democratic space Empire.

            North Korea: prepare for orbital bombardment... Bagdhad: I hope the resistance have blasters, or at least .50BMG, cause storm trooper armor is ballistic resistance.
            Whats that? the russians got a new Mig? eat TIE Interceptor, you ruskey bastard
            Huh? China is massing troops off the coast of Taiwan? no no nooooo
            Shoot... just join the US or DIE, and together, as humanity, we shall forge an interstellar Human Empire


            "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
            - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
            Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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            • #36
              Needs to be a multiple choice poll. I would:

              'Splode Paris
              Teach North Korea a lesson it wouldn't soon forget
              Take over the world
              Establish an interstellar empire

              In that order.

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              • #37
                Why 'splode Paris? Just because the French are there doesn't mean we should destroy all the historical landmarks, lovely architecture, great museums and art, etc.

                If we're going to pick a city to 'splode, I vote for L.A. ****ers.

                I would systematically cauterize the Bible Belt, and then jaunt off into space to explore and conquer.
                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                • #38
                  For future intersteller empire makers:

                  Where there's one ship, there's probably more.

                  Lots more.
                  No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                  • #39
                    Create intersteller Empire
                    .
                    The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power.

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                    • #40
                      TMM: We can always build more too, can´t we?
                      The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                        Why 'splode Paris? Just because the French are there doesn't mean we should destroy all the historical landmarks, lovely architecture, great museums and art, etc.

                        If we're going to pick a city to 'splode, I vote for L.A. ****ers.

                        I would systematically cauterize the Bible Belt, and then jaunt off into space to explore and conquer.
                        While you are correct in your last to statements, there is no room in our Interstellar Empire for historical landmarks, lovely architecture, great museums and art, etc.




                        ACK!
                        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                        • #42
                          Well, first I'd get the nations of the world to get their ****ing act together. For example, Bush is immediately removed from office...I think I'll use Sava as my new puppet, considering he WILL only be a puppet.

                          Then, yes, the ultimatum to the Middle East: Play nice or die.

                          Afterwards--ensure that I will be megaruler of Earth until the end of time. Maybe colonize space--depends.
                          meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by The Mad Monk
                            For future intersteller empire makers:

                            Where there's one ship, there's probably more.

                            Lots more.
                            Yes, but in SW literature, a Star Destroyer is sort of like its own carrier battle group + marine expeditionary force - over 72 assorted fighters, bombers, and gunboats, thousands of troops, armored regiments, 60 heavy turbolasers and 60 heavy ion cannon, and deflector shields that can take 100 megaton blasts without failing.

                            Six can reduce a planet to molten rock in a day, IIRC.

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                            • #44
                              If we're going to pick a city to 'splode, I vote for L.A. ****ers.
                              you and your 'east coast/west coast' escapades...


                              Oh, and id also want to capture as many of the hottest women on earth to become my space babes and travel with me around on my Imperial voyages
                              "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                              - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                              Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by skywalker


                                Yes, but in SW literature, a Star Destroyer is sort of like its own carrier battle group + marine expeditionary force - over 72 assorted fighters, bombers, and gunboats, thousands of troops, armored regiments, 60 heavy turbolasers and 60 heavy ion cannon, and deflector shields that can take 100 megaton blasts without failing.

                                Six can reduce a planet to molten rock in a day, IIRC.
                                Sure -- but what's one carrier battle group against dozens or hundreds or thousands of other carrier battle groups?

                                Carlos: sure, but they have one hell of a head start.
                                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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