Would you rather....

[SlowwHand]

Hell yes.
Why do you think I have this permanent handprint on the side of my face ?
That isn't a tattoo.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
I say what's on my mind, as the world stands today.

Unfortunately -- and sometimes, he even follows up with this "rebel yell."

[st_swithin]

I could party like it's 1999 if I had a prehensile tail. What if I don't wanna vote for stupid wings or extra arms?

[Zero]

wings can be used as a cheesy pickup line.

"Im an angel that left the heavens just for you"

Defintely functional.

[Method]

Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Anyway, it depends what you mean by "work".

right. so you can't fly, but can you glide?

[Zero]

Originally posted by Feephi


You aint seen nothin yet. Don't like that one? Here's another:

Would you rather....

...Be forced to laugh in the most inappropriate situations -OR- have to say everything that is on your mind?

I laughed at a funeral once... possibly the worst place to choose to laugh and it wasnt that bad IMO.

[Brundlefly]

Originally posted by Method

right. so you can't fly, but can you glide?

nope. can't do anything in the air with the wings...

[Brundlefly]

Originally posted by Zero


I laughed at a funeral once... possibly the worst place to choose to laugh and it wasnt that bad IMO.

I don't know if a funeral would be the worst place. Since people deal with grief in different ways, a wide range of emotions are tolerated at a funeral.

Probably the worst place to laugh would be in the middle of a religous service. Or maybe if you accidently stepped on Shaq's foot and he wants an apology - that would be a bad time to laugh....

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by Method
right. so you can't fly, but can you glide?

I conjecture you would fall slower no matter how non-functional they were. It's unlikely they'd have sufficient span to allow proper gliding though.

[trickey]

Where is the Arms made out of bananas option?

[Sheik]

arms, smell like goat, say everything on my mind.

[Brundlefly]

Originally posted by Sheik
arms, smell like goat, say everything on my mind.

Thanks for your contribution to this thread!

Feel free to expand on these thoughts anytime....

[Japher]

Feephi is definitly a strange one... seeing as this thread is not much of a contribution to this forum...

Q: Would you rather waste your time to create worthless threads, or waste your time posting in one?

[Immortal Wombat]

creating. unfortunately I was beaten to it in this case.

[Brundlefly]

Originally posted by Japher
Feephi is definitly a strange one... seeing as this thread is not much of a contribution to this forum...

Q: Would you rather waste your time to create worthless threads, or waste your time posting in one?

Worthless? I think something's worth is subjective, yet you seem to think you can speak for everyone by labelling it as 'worthless'. I think this thread is worthwhile because many people have posted in response and sought to continue the discussion (Including sycophant Wombat, who chimed in with you). For that reason it is a contribution to this forum.

But why dont you go ahead and tell us all why this type of thread is beneath you. Why it doesn't live up to your high standards, o great arbiter of worth. What threads have you created recently? Let's examine them. Please also tell us how you rose to a position in life where you feel confident in determining an object's worth for everyone.

And while you're at it, pop a couple of Midol. You'll feel much better...