I'm with Stupid X: The Lightning Round- Answers!!

[Shi Huangdi]

Ok, here are how people answered my questions. If you don't see your answer here, well it's because I was for the most part rather generous here. There were some cases of people naming the same thing in two different ways- for instance Kinesiology was called both it's proper name and excercise science, or cases where people didn't know the name of something but described it- for instance many people didn't know the thread Ming started banning people for posting in it was called Black Saturday. If you can't find your answer below, chances are it's to your benefit.

Below are a list of people's answers. If multiple gave that same answer, a dash will connect it to the number of people who gave that answer?


1) What was your favorite subject in pre-university schooling?

Science - 7
History - 19
Foreign Language
Math -5
English -5
No
the class where I got to read National Geographic and look at naked african tits
Finnish

2) Which academic department should be cut at universities?

Economics
English -2
Arts - 3
Mathematics - 2
Philosophy - 6
Athletics - 4
Woman’s Studies - 3
Music
Classics
Kinesiology - 2
Finance
Fashion Merchandising
Law
Agriculture
Banana
History
None - 2
Religion
Computer Science
All of them
Art
Political Science
Stupid Stuff
Civilizational Studies

about to be continued...

[Shi Huangdi]

Note: For this question don't be suprised to see random people's name showing up with a 1 next to them. Some people simply answered themselves for this question.

3) If you had to have sex with an apolyton, who would be?

Blackwidow- 6
FemmeAdonis - 2
Frozzy’s girlfriend
Zylka -6
Badams
devilmunchkin - 2
Allie Cove - 4
LTEC - 2
No comment
Banana - 2
boann

Hobbes
Frustrated Poet
alva
Kassiopea
st.swithin
Slowwhand’s hottest female relative
Ribannah
Why only one?
Settler II
DarthVeda

4) What is your least favorite Protestant Denomination?

Jehova’s Witnesses - 3
Presbyterian
Zylka -2
Baptists - 11
Church of Christ -3
Lutherans
Anglican/Episcopalian -2
don’t know - 2
Quakers
All of them - 2
huh? - 2
Catholic YOU SUCK
I don’t care
Mormon -2
praying
7
Anabaptists - 2
Judaism
None

5) Who is your favorite, Jesus or Satan?

Jesus - 19
Satan - 18
Neither
Santa Claus
Ming

6) What is the worst European country?

Finland - 12
France - 22
Belgium
Banacan Empire
USA - 2
People’s Republic of Slowwhand
Australia
Belarus

7) What is your favorite historic Apolyton moment?

Area 25 -5
Green Army
Chicago Poly Meet/ 9 heads of Ming - 4
Black Thursday
None - 2
Zylka
Apolyton Elections
Fez’s antics
Ming becomes a Deity
Evil, Evil Finland
Birth of Apolyton
Black Saturday -6
Settlers II
Banana
Yesterday
Pollgate
Ming is banned
When it didn’t use to crash so often
St.Swithin’s mother’s heart attack was actually a fart
EVC vs. Emperor Crateszar
The day Slowwhand came out of the closet
hardman
EVC is permbanned
EVC
Ultramonger storm the ultra brigade
MtG becomes Moderator
Banning of Spink and YYYH

Question # 8 was struck down?

[Kassiopeia]

Aaagh, I sucked at this again.

[Shi Huangdi]

The Super Losers

40. Snowfire- 7
39. st.swithin -9
38. Sava- 9
37. skywalker- 29
36. Panag- 29

Congrats to Snowfire, this IWSs last place finisher

Try Harder

35. Darthveda- 36
34. ADG - 40
33. alva -41
32. Frustrated Poet - 41
31. Mr.Mitchell - 44
30. JohnT - 48
29. straybow- 49
28. Vlad Antlerkov- 50
27. Frozzy- 50
26.Makeo - 52
25.Eli - 52
24. Stefu - 52
23.Garth Vader - 53
22. Immortal Wombat- 53
21. Lonestar- 55

Stupid's Acquetances

20. badams- 58
19. Kassiopea- 58
18. Azazel- 60
17. Kaak- 60
16. obiwan - 60
15. Skanky Burns- 62
14. Method- 64
13. orange - 64
12. Smiley -65
11. Monolith - 65

They who walk with the Stupid

9. St.Leo - 66
8. Zylka - 67
7. Qcubed -67
6. Kirnwaffen-70

[Shi Huangdi]

Part of the Top 5

5. Agathon -72
4. DindDoc- 72
3. Drake Tungsten- 80
2. Gepap - 88

I'm with Stupid X Champion


1. Loinburger





Loinburger won this round with a perfect score, earning the the highest number of points possible on each question. Congrats

[Kassiopeia]

My gravest mistake was giving the questions some thought. Without second-guessing I could have netted something like 74 points instead of 58. Bah.

Edit: woot! Loinburger seems to have a knack for this. I don't remember anyone else getting a perfect score.

[JohnT]

My, GAWD, Loinburger! I had no idea I was sitting next to a celebrity!

[Drake Tungsten]

Hey, I should've got 80 according to my calculations.

Take that, Agathon and DinoDoc!

[DarthVeda]

Now who put down me for sex? Oh wait...

I guess it seemed like a safe answer in this nuthouse

[Shi Huangdi]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Hey, I should've got 80 according to my calculations.

Take that, Agathon and DinoDoc!

Ah, sorry, you are correct, had a brain fart and gave you 12 points instead of 22 for France. Will fix in a sec...

[Sava]

damn, I didn't get last...

but to be fair, some of my answers were included in other responses, despite obvious differences...

for instance, in #2, "2) Which academic department should be cut at universities?" I chose none, but added, "we should stop corporate welfare" or something of that nature.

and in 4) What is your least favorite Protestant Denomination?, I chose none, but added, "Christianity is a cancer of the mind... "or something like that

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Hey, I should've got 80 according to my calculations.

Take that, Agathon and DinoDoc!

Taken.

[monolith94]

Hey!!! I did much better this time!!! Cool!

[Drake Tungsten]

Taken.

Look at the silver lining. At least Shi didn't spell your name wrong when he edited the results.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by monolith94
Hey!!! I did much better this time!!! Cool!

Not good enough, though. Drake and I are almost having to defend the honour of the Apolyton Army of Macintosh by ourselves.

We are in sore need, friend.