I have drunk many drinks

[loinburger]

I've noticed that this is something of a trend in computer/math/whatever people -- their posting maintains its coherency when they're drunk, they just need more time to formulate their posts. (F'rinstance, would you believe that I've drunk about 1-1.5 liters of wine in the past coupla hours? 'Course not, I'm a computer/math/whatever type person. But I can attest to the fact that this post took be about four times longer to type than usual.)

[KrazyHorse]

I'm noy a co pute tibn pernson. I'm a math tiype persipn but more physicsy. So somehtime s I take the time to tyoe properly, but right now I'm enjoying typing bakdley.

[loinburger]

Yeah, you're giving up the ghost.

[KrazyHorse]

WQhat tdoest thant mena?

[loinburger]

Well, vomiting up your ghost is a euphemism for dying. Giving up the ghost is like that, but doesn't really entail dying, it's more like passing out, or regretting that you didn't do dishes before starting to drink. Speaking of which, I've got about a pound of onion rind that's been fermenting in the sink for the past three days -- anybody know what kind of liquor "fermented onion" makes?

[KrazyHorse]

Puke. Onions don't fermnt wioell becuaise they diont;s have much sygar to start with. You'vre more likjely to get foo poitsoning than drunk.

[KrazyHorse]

I cant fel my nose.

[loinburger]

I have the same problem with my toes.

[KrazyHorse]

Its really funny. keep toucking it, but its niot theere.

[loinburger]

My toes are ****ed up to begin with, since they're at weird angles and ****.

Bugs Bunny is actually humorous in this cartoon. He's -10 gay.

[KrazyHorse]

Carp. I missed undegrads,

Maybe I can watch something else.

EDIT: I'm making faces at myselty in the mirroer, and it's really funny.

[loinburger]

I'm watching Foghorn Leghorn and the Chickenhawk. I've seen the episode a dozen times, but **** these tricks. The alternative is either Gallagher (insert puking smilie here) or Some Mountainclimber **** (which is +10 inferior if it isn't about Shackleton).

[KrazyHorse]

Fucxk the only cartoon on right now is the old Spderman.

[Skanky Burns]

Does anyone else take their cold-tablets (for example) with alcohol if they decide to be drinking. My friends thought that was a strange thing to be doing.

[loinburger]

I don't take meds anymore, except for the occasional Allegra (for the ragweed and **** around here). I do know that you shouldn't take aspirin/ibuprofin with alcohol, and you shouldn't take Depakote with alcohol, but that's the extend of my knowledge on the matter.