Turncoat Traitor Americans Flee to Canada

[KrazyHorse]

It's the drink that my cousin was buying for me, so I drank irt.

[KrazyHorse]

Which reminds me. Labbatt's os on strike. That's okay, but Rickard;s Red is hard to gwet now,

[Ted Striker]

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[KrazyHorse]

ZI;m going to bed. now. I'm dizzy.

[Ted Striker]

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[notyoueither]

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
if you see 3 beds lay down on the one in the middle

Yay, sig material!

[notyoueither]

Thread summary

*Yankee grumble that anyone would not think the US was the greatest nation on Earth.* Not important for our story. They will yap like that sometimes, move along. There is more to see.

Originally posted by mrmitchell
This is a shame.

How the hell are they going to change America when they're living in Canada?

Wait for it. Winnipeg has a plan. Just ask Dan Rather.

Originally posted by Zylka
Stay the f*ck out of my country and go progress to a cult worshipping the planet Oogphwar and the non-existence of work

Originally posted by Zylka
I'm serious, we don't want communists here. We already have Aggy - he's actually fun and was let in via the COMMONWEALTH CONNECTION

Now please go protest success in your own country, or draw pictures of Marx in the snow with stolen coal dust or something

Originally posted by vlad
Well as one of those americans that now lives in Canada all I can say is Canada is a killer place to live, but the taxes suck and so does immigration. BC is the place to be, and Vancouver Island is the most beautiful place I have ever been. Now if Canada could get rid of this french speaking bullshi# and get a leader that speaks understandable english, we might have quite the alternative to american living.

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Yiou can get a job with the national film board making crappy documentayires about the pain of being an american expat in Canada,. It would help if you moved to Winnipeqg, BZeucause that's funnier than Toronto.

Originally posted by Dissident
I would never live in eastern Canada

I heard on the radio that Vancouver has a problem with homeless and druggies committing crimes. Is that true?

I wouldn't live there. I'd live in one of those in between provinces .

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
haty's where Winnped is. Is Manitoba.

Originally posted by Zylka


Hello Dissident,

Vancouver is becoming a big city with big problems - including heroin, but that specific culture is relatively contained. It is still one of the most beautiful cities on earth.

Toronto is about as American as you can find up here in terms of layout, but that would be out east. You'd enjoy Calgary, which actually has a pro American attitude for the most part - and is probably the best kept city of a million (and over) on earth

I wish you luck,
-Doc

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Calgary sucks. Too amny stampedes.

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Comew to monterakl. If you only speak english and telly people youre american then things will be okay.,

Originally posted by Ted Striker
damn you sound like TCO tonight

what are you drinking?

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Was drinking Jagwermeister. Now amt drinking Labatt Blue (which I hate, but which will do in a pinch)

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Which reminds me. Labbatt's os on strike. That's okay, but Rickard;s Red is hard to gwet now,

And that friends, is why it is more fun up here. We don't take ourselves so seriously, because there's not much to take seriously. Beer is serious though, so bring yer hockey sticks and be prepared to defend your bottle...

[st_swithin]

Dude, the Flames still suck though.

[notyoueither]

No sh!t. Oh, i mean

100-0

[Nubclear]

If I had the money, I'd move to Canada!

If I had the money, I'd move to France. Anywhere to get outta this hellhole of a country.

[D' Artagnan]

Where are you living Tassadar ?

Anyway, I'd be glad to welcome you in France

[notyoueither]

Ah, the net rat rises.

[Sava]

Zylka is reason enough NOT to go to Canada.

[chequita guevara]

If Canada was south of the United States, i'd emigrate in a hot second. I can't stand winter, and even the month long coldness of January here in Jax is still a bit too extreme for me. It like it hot, real hot. So hot that you drink pepper sauce to cool off.

And while Vancouver doesn't get as cold as the rest of the country, it has the same problem for me as Seattle, too grey (and you can't swim in the water). I needs my sunshine!

As it is, 1 out of every 15 Canadians lives year round in Florida and 1 out of every five Canadians visits Florida every year.