The Atkins diet.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Azazel
But I like my cereals.

I thought about taking the Atkins diet when I move out of the house, and if and when I lose that weight, I'll switch to a veganier diet. is it possible. or will the sudden shift cause my abdomen to explode, and spray sulfuric acid?

No, your stomach is full of hydrochloric acid

[Provost Harrison]

I think my eating habits will improve once I am looking after myself. If there is food around I will tend to eat more, and my mother does like filling me full of big meals...that would go if I was on my own. Besides, I'll have to start the swimming again at some point...

[Az]

No, your stomach is full of hydrochloric acid

I know that, but sulfuric always has a stronger effect on people, for some reason.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Azazel

No, your stomach is full of hydrochloric acid

I know that, but sulfuric always has a stronger effect on people, for some reason.

They both have pretty strong effects on people, ie, burn big holes in them

[Az]

Here, have some NaNH2, to cool fire in your stomach.

[Solly]

Why don't you ask for smaller portions.

And cut out the chocolate biscuits...

[Provost Harrison]

NOT THE CHOCOLATE BISCUITS!!!

And the line 'I will have to start swimming again' will probably be written on my gravestone...probably under 'Died 46 from being a lardarse'

[Az]

[Provost Harrison]

Please Az, don't let him take away my choccie biccies

[Solly]

You can have low-card chocolate stuff..

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Boddington's
You can have low-card chocolate stuff..

That's like raw chips and decaffeinated coffee

[Solly]

You've tried all three then?

[Az]

here, Richard. have some diet coke instead. Only one Calorie per can.

[Solly]

How much do you weigh now Rich?

I'm down to 13 stone dead-on..

[Provost Harrison]

You weigh the same as me for all your exertion