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And low, in the beginning there was void, but The Great Snapple took of himself and poured his essence unto the world. And from his essence came the stars in the sky and the moon, and made from the very best stuff, the earth. And The Great Snapple was lonely and created with his best stuff animals for the land, air and the sea. Low, yet The Great Snapple’s work was not yet complete, and he created a man, and named his Sna and his companion, a woman named Pull, and they had children and multiplied…….
I've decided to start a new religion, snappalism. WHAT IF "the best stuff on earth" is the best stuff on earth because it is THE CREATOR OF THE EARTH!!!!
One of the tennents of snappalism is that your home must be consecrated with the best stuff on earth, by pouring a bottle of snapple into any sink in the house. Once doing this, your house becomes a church of Snappalism, and being a church, is tax exempt.
I only need 9,999 more people to declare their faith in The Great Snapple, and I can pull off this sca...... er and we can be a state sanctioned religion, and not have to pay property tax.
Whose in?
I'm the high priest, many other positions are available-first come first serve! I'll get to work writing the great Snapu, a book dictated to me by The Great Snapple, which will be written on snapple labels, and reposted here. Anyone write some prayers?
I've decided to start a new religion, snappalism. WHAT IF "the best stuff on earth" is the best stuff on earth because it is THE CREATOR OF THE EARTH!!!!
One of the tennents of snappalism is that your home must be consecrated with the best stuff on earth, by pouring a bottle of snapple into any sink in the house. Once doing this, your house becomes a church of Snappalism, and being a church, is tax exempt.
I only need 9,999 more people to declare their faith in The Great Snapple, and I can pull off this sca...... er and we can be a state sanctioned religion, and not have to pay property tax.
Whose in?
I'm the high priest, many other positions are available-first come first serve! I'll get to work writing the great Snapu, a book dictated to me by The Great Snapple, which will be written on snapple labels, and reposted here. Anyone write some prayers?
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