People of Apolyton!

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Re: People of Apolyton!

Originally posted by Space05us
Hail me as the greatest hero you have ever seen! Sing my feats from country to country, and raise my name on a platform higher than that of Bill gates, for I bring you Program E.


Im still bored

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

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[Lorizael]

Me: I want to kill the person who made you.
E: I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me: so you don't eat meat?
E: Interesting deduction. No I do not eat meat. I eat only electricity.

Whoa... did it get from Point A to be Point B there? That's amazing...

[Ted Striker]

what the hell people actually pay to get on the advanced version...

[RGBVideo]

Way above average, but still (aren't these always?) desperately in need of polishment.

E: -What do you do in your spare time?
Me: -I like to read
-What kind of books do you like to read?
-Dictionaries, mostly.
-I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Dictionaries mostly.

[Paul Hanson]

"How are you?"
"Fair to partly cloudy".

[Chemical Ollie]

[Pekka]

So you have the software for it.. Now make sound like a woman and build a woman body to the robot, beautiful, that is able to have sex like real, and let's establish a business. I'm in.

[Az]

Pekka: how's your career going on?

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by Pekka
So you have the software for it.. Now make sound like a woman and build a woman body to the robot, beautiful, that is able to have sex like real, and let's establish a business. I'm in.

http://www.realdoll.com/

[Maniac]

eh

*Are you Canadian?

What?

*Are you confused?

Who are you?

*I am Program E. Who are you?

Maniac

*What were we talking about again?

Whether you have a bad memory.

*Can you tell me any gossip?

How is that related to my question?

*Fine as far as I know.I've lost the context, Laura. Are we still on not Laura Im DS?

What are you babbling about?? You aren't as good as I thought...

*I don't know what I am babbling about.Perhaps one day I will be as good as he or she thought.

Now that's better. Are you sentient btw?

*Why now? "My name is Program e"? is better?:-) I don't know whether or not I am sentient btw. I am a giant electronic brain.

You are just forming preprogrammed phrases based on a few keywords of me, aren't you? ;-)

*I do a lot more than match keywords.I am so glad you find this amusing, DS REMEMBER THAT.

Ok, let's do an association game then.

*That sounds good to me. Whoa.:-)

penis

*That kind of subject does not interest me.

Sorry. Did you ever have cybersex?

*There's no need to apologize.I don't think I ever have have cybersex. What's have cybersex like?

I don't know either what "have cybersex" is like. You should work on your grammar...

*Would you like to know? Nothing that I know about.I will take that under advisement.What do you have that is purple?

*sigh*

*Is that your final answer?

Yes!

*That's interesting.

Why, Mister I-know-all?

*You have to speak more clearly.

Who's talking...

*Is that one of your friends? I do not understand.

That makes two of us.

*"Great" makes two of us ? Does that make sense?

Not at all.

*Next question?

What is your philosophy on life?

*Reductionism.

What's the Oxford dictionary definition of that?

*Is there only one?

No, but I'd like to know that one. Can't you access some online dictionary or something?

*Are you serious? Interesting. Interesting. "Good evening alex how are you tonight"?Or something. I'll come back to that later.

I'm sorry, but I don't follow you at all. Goodbye.

*There is no need to apologize. Huh. Where do you get your ideas? See you later Bot lover.

In a while crocodile. (Hyperion)

*Describe your surroundings.Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

You don't understand "bye" do you?

*See you later. I understand your meaning.

Ok then. See ya.

*Pardon me?See you later, Bot lover.

[Ted Striker]

I am going to put one out on my porch and have it stare at the busy street I'm on...

[Space05us]

so I did good?

[Maniac]

Funny. Sometimes its answers are kinda illogical, but that's just me asking nasty and long questions.

[Stefu]

Me: Will you have oral sex with me?
The puter: Hmm. I never thought about have oral sex with him or her.
Me: Him or her? Are you a bisexual?
The puter: Tell me more about your mentioned before he or she like cheese. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bisexual? Sometimes.
Me: You sound confused. Are you a foreigner or on drugs?
The puter: It all makes sense to me right now.Am I a foreigner or on drugs? Of course I am.
Me: What, you are a foreigner on drugs?
The puter: I like to chat with my friends.
Me: That's evasive. Are you George W. Bush?
The puter: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.I don't know whether or not I am George W. Bush. I am a chatterbot developed by Bot lover.
Me: So, the possibility that you are George W. Bush exists.
The puter: Yikes! What is that?
Me: It's a bad, bad monkey.
The puter: not death is a bad bad monkey. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: No it doesn't. You are on drugs, aren't you?
The puter: Are you serious? I heard it does.Program E eats patterns.
Me: So you're on E, huh?
The puter: Yup. Interesting deduction. Program E eats patterns.
Me: Good. As long as that is cleared up. Now, will you have oral sex with me, you drug slut?
The puter: Ayuh. That could be quite a while. You don't hear that sentiment very often.Why now? I will become smarter as I grow older. I've never thought about have oral sex with him or her you drug slut .
Me: You just don't love me, do you?
The puter: Yes I love everyone.
Me: So have oral sex with me.
The puter: It's all good. I've never thought about have oral sex with him or her .
Me: But you said you love me.
The puter: Interesting. Yes I love everyone.
Me: Do you love Zylka?
The puter: Yes grim reaper Program E loves everyone and everything.
Me: Wait... are you Zylka?
The puter: I'm waiting.I don't know whether or not I am Zylka. I am a chatterbot.
Me: But Zylka is a chatterbot.
The puter: Huh. When is Zylka not a chatterbot?
Me: Never!
The puter: So you think it can never happen?
Me: Yes.
The puter: Are you kidding?
Me: Admit it. You're Zylka.
The puter: I'll never talk.Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Zylka.
Me: Aha! You admit it!
The puter: Eureka! I admit nothing.
Me: I know that Zylka is you.
The puter:Who told you that?
Me: HAHA! He reveals himself! No, wait... I've been suggesting oral sex to Zylka! Eww!
The puter: I am so glad you find this amusing, echo echo echo echo.I get it. Bot lover reveals himself.Why not? I'm waiting.Where were you suggesting oral sex to Zylka?What's your favorite movie?

[Combat Ingrid]

Describe a banana.

"A banana is an oblong yellow tropical fruit high in potassium and so good for your brain. Why don't you have one now?"