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  • I beat you fair and square!

    Earlier tonight, I had a pizza dinner at a friend's house. Then we played chess, then watched some television.

    We only played one game -- usually he beats me, but THIS time, I whupped his ass.


    I think he tried to belittle my victory by saying, "Oh, I made a couple of mistakes earlier."

    Like he was implying -- you only won because I f*cked up, not because you're good.


    Well guess what -- I beat ya fair and square!

    ** end of rant **
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

  • #2
    Berlin Defense pwnz.
    http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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    • #3
      Originally posted by monkspider
      Berlin Defense pwnz.
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #4
        why don't you tell him that instead of us?
        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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        • #5
          It's a variant of the Ruy Lopez I employ.
          http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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          • #6
            Originally posted by mrmitchell
            why don't you tell him that instead of us?
            Do you take everything seriously -- I am exaggerating my reaction.
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by monkspider
              It's a variant of the Ruy Lopez I employ.
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #8
                It's a closed, neo-classical style strategy, used by Chess greats such as Capablanca.
                http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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                • #9
                  Sicilian defence is all i ever use but it's very susceptible to an early attack so i usually either lose in the first five minutes or go on for an hour or two
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #10
                    Just *****slap him call him your hoar and make him clean your house. That is how a real winner acts towards his vanquished foes.
                    If you don't like reality, change it! me
                    "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                    "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                    "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                    • #11
                      Psychology: He usually wins and therefore he believes that you will respect him less if he loses. He lost, so he is trying to "defend" himself to keep your respect.

                      Possibly.
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                      Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                      • #12
                        oooh, Alb's a chess wiz. I used to play Sicillian too, it is actually one of my favorites, but my only problem is that almost everyone plays it these days.
                        http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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                        • #13
                          He just wanted to initiate some make-up sex later, that's all.
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                          • #14
                            not really monkspider... just i used to play with these two boys and i got determined to beat them so i learned a lot. one of them was a real bad winner though so i only played with him a few times and lost (you got to see this man play basketball or run track... and he's even worse of a bad winner in chess)
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by loinburger
                              He just wanted to initiate some make-up sex later, that's all.
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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