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  • #16
    not Tintin...
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #17
      Nooo! The thundercats can't be doing stuff like that!

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      • #18
        Do you know what defeats even the Mr. Bean porn?

        The Little Prince porn. Someone actually read Saint-Exupéry's classic book and thought "Hey, this would make good **** material".

        At least we don't get access to the infamous Ozy & Millie chat logs...
        "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
        "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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        • #19
          For the Simpsons fans who want to be completely disturbed.
          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
          "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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          • #20
            Some sicko's made the 15 year old brother and sister from the Thundercats get it on in a story.

            I was never young. I was never young. I was never young...

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            • #21
              Some sicko's made the 15 year old brother and sister from the Thundercats get it on in a story.
              HAHAHAHA. That's only mild. (Then again, they didn't show Thundercats in Finland, so I can't conjure up the proper emotions.)

              Search for "Powerpuff Girls". (Or don't.)
              "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
              "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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              • #22
                Stefu I hate you and will hate you forever for that. :S


                (simpsons link)

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                • #23
                  Ok...I will probably regret asking this, but...What was his theories concerning the Smurfs?
                  I think there are many theories about the Smurfs...it was an odd show.

                  This was mine, written in response to a question on the University's BBS a few years ago when I was very, very bored... (apologies for the German...it was babelfished.)
                  "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                  • #24
                    Did any of you guys notice how 'close' Johnny Quest and Haji were? I mean, English well-bred young lad hangs out with constant companion sexy, brown Indian Manservant.

                    Maybe I'm projecting. Maybe the Pope DOES sh*t in the woods. Maybe bears are Catholic.
                    -30-

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                    • #25
                      I saw a bum taking a piss on the sidewalk today in broad daylight.

                      Was the highlight of my day.
                      We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                      • #26
                        Nothing on Alfred J. Kwak, yesyesyesyesyesyes!
                        Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                        • #27
                          Nice! The bum I saw pissed on the beach, somewhat away from the sidewalk, but thrilling nonetheless.
                          -30-

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                          • #28
                            Man, that sounded like a Kodak moment.

                            I hope nobody put their beach towel down there.
                            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                            • #29
                              Sweet...this stuff is right up my alley!
                              Life and death is a grave matter;
                              all things pass quickly away.
                              Each of you must be completely alert;
                              never neglectful, never indulgent.

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                              • #30
                                Hi Stefu,

                                Thank you for your question. The sad occurence of mental trauma during childhood can be quite a reference post of psychiatric pain in any of our following years. Yet there is no reason to believe that this was in any way your fault, or that you are alone in experience.

                                I myself am able to relate one of the deepest problems from my own youth; when my father came about a responsibility kick and had me scrubbing out the bathtub with lye daily. Being the scientific child I was (this was at the age of nine after my grandmother had given me a chemistry set and chemical encycopedia for labour day) I obtained a red phosphorous agent, iodine, and muriatic acid - and began to mix them in the lye covered bathtub. Needless to say, a relatively noxious and corrosive gas was suddenly released into the air and into the central venting system of our household, which proceeded to render my entire family unconscious for a 90 second duration.

                                This understandbly caused confusion and fear in my parents, even costing my mother an essential china dish from her set when she fell down three (3) stairs and onto the landing proceeding the garage from the kitchen. My father was quick to punish me without television until I was 16, shortly after dressing my wounds and burn based abcesses created from the reaction.

                                What I would recommend for you is a daily 3 gram intake of tryptophan before bedtime, followed by 3 square meals the next. This will increase your light sensitivity, which is crucial - but that is another topic entirely.

                                Hope this helps,
                                -Doc

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