Straight men and mancrushes

[FrustratedPoet]

I don't think I've ever had a mancrush. There are plenty of male celebrities who I think "Wow, he's really cool, I wish I was more like him", but that doesn't mean I want to touch their nob.

[Sava]

Sorry, I don't find men sexually attractive. If I had to, I'd prefer a clean guy above all else.


I love women

[FrustratedPoet]

Men smell bad.

[Sava]

Yeah I do

[SuperSneak]

Not much luck, eh Asher?
Cowards!!!!

[Sava]

heheh SuperSneak... sorry just being honest.

[SuperSneak]

I think in high school my idols were definitely Kurt Russel and Mel Gibson, but I never entertained the thought of them being "attractive" in a sexual way.

It wasn't until I got older and more decadent (and less mindful of what people think about anything) that I deigned to consider that some of this idolatry may be some deep seated objective sensuality or something equally frightening to ponder.

[st_swithin]

I believe a group of gay men is called a 'sashay.'

Up until recently, I had a HUGE crush on Sam Eliot, because he has a great cowboy voice - kinda reminds me of my dad's, but without the thick Chinese accent.

And he has a neat moustache and hat, so he's even got cool accessories.

[SlowwHand]

I've a neat mustache, a great cowboy voice, and a hat.
Have your aunt call me.

[st_swithin]

Would you settle for my big sister? She's got a thing for 6-legged horses.

You know, forelegs in front, two behind.

[SlowwHand]

Sure. Tell her "Hi".

[st_swithin]

OK, but you gotta take the shields down, otherwise she might not reckernize ya, pilgrim.

[FrustratedPoet]

Originally posted by st_swithin
You know, forelegs in front, two behind.

Did you read that one on the back of a cereal packet by any chance?

[st_swithin]

Nope.