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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
"God, are you there? It's me, Margaret."
"God, are you there? It's me, Margaret."
Get it right.
ACK!
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"Are you there God? It's me, Margaret."
Get it right.
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust! -
Cthulhu makes Pat Robertson cry.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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"Please! don't let anyone find out about the pink unicorn behind the moon."Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Oh man, I sure hope someone slipped a banana in my shorts.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Cthulhu Makes Pat Robertson Cry
Jeebus uses lube.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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What kind?American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
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Originally posted by Lonestar
Cthulhu Makes Pat Robertson Cry
Jeebus uses lube.
LOL!
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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"Oh sh*t. God has just spoken to me for real this time...
...and she's pissed."The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
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"I'm going to my happy place....anal sex and pork..."Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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