amuse me

[TCO]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
Are you amused or what Navy?!?

dammit

was asleep.

[TCO]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Um... you do realize you are not in Atlanta anymore, right, Navy?

So change the F'ing location!

ok. Crap. How. Let me look.

[TCO]

Originally posted by faded glory
Consider this,

When you look at the moon. Your looking at it as it was 4 seconds ago. It takes time for light to travel..

That's interesting. You can come out of the penalty box, now.

[faded glory]

Thanks.

I miss Zykla

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by TCO


But as I get more experienced, I come up with better ways of finding out when corners are bing cut on QA, 3M, etc. Thus causing more work...

Do you really want to get into a fVck-fvck contest?

That is very true, fortunately for me my divo's were always boot Ensigns.



ACK!

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Tuberski


That is very true, fortunately for me my divo's were always boot Ensigns.



ACK!

Same here, he pretty much let's out chief run the show.

"Oh yes sir, we're done. O-3 and O-2 are clean, all the PQS' are done,and so's the PMS. No point keeping these guys, is there?"

[OneFootInTheGrave]

To: Microsoft Lawyers, Inc.
From: Azathoth, Nyarlathotep and Hastur, Elder Attorneys.

Sirs:

Our agents among the mortal herd have brought to Our attention your
recent product entitled Windows '95. Therefore We now give you
statutory notice of intent of proceedings to be taken against Microsoft
by the Many-Angled Ones.

With this suit We will show that Windows '95, and to a lesser extent
all of the Microsoft range of products, infringe upon the recognised
"look-and-feel" of the Elder Gods, for the following reasons:

o Windows '95 is a crawling abomination from the darkest pits of Hell;

o No man can be in it's presence for too long without being driven into
gibbering insanity;

o A cult who worship it exist in secret amongst the mortal herd;

o Those who associate with it for too long develop common physical
characteristics, to wit: pale, clammy skin, bulging eyes, generally
unkempt physical appearance, tendency towards nocturnal living, change
in diet to that which normal men do not eat (in your case tacos,
burgers and Jolt Coke; in Ours, human flesh, Fungi of Yuggoth and the
blood of Alien Gods);

o Mysterious tomes that purport to explain this phenomenon are reputed
to exist; they are bound in an unnatural substance and only available
at a terrible cost to the user.

o The Microsoft range of products seek to utterly dominate the world,
and force all who dwell there to live in eternal damnation.

As you can see, Our case is very strong, especially when you consider
that most judges prefer not to have chittering things with tentacles
for faces scoop out their brains and eat them.

We hope that you will consider these points carefully and settle out of
court, since it is not Our intention to have your senior partners spend
the rest of their mercifully short lives under heavy sedation in a
maximum security psychiatric hospital. After all, it was the Lords of
the Outer Planes who gave humanity lawyers in the first place.

Respectfully yours,



pp. J. Arthur Hastur, LL.B., B.C.L, B.D

rather old, but fits in here...

[Ted Striker]

are you drinking tonight Navy?

[TCO]

No. At gf's house. She is putting the monster to bed. Sweet monster.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by TCO


Worked good. Ali needs to have a better hook for her story. Learn what a hook is.

I didn't write it, my housemate did.

Learn to read the first paragraph.

[TCO]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia


I didn't write it, my housemate did.

Learn to read the first paragraph.

It didn't hook me. I scanned down and didn't get interested. Learn to hook. It's not the reader's job to get interested. I'm 37 and have read more pleasure novels, serious literature, short stories, etc. than you have. The customer is right. Need a hook. Mark Twain always had hooks.

[Ted Striker]

What about Playboy articles?

[TCO]

Playboy has some of the best fiction in the world.

[Ted Striker]

Talk about bored.

I'm freakin' bored out of my mind

Haven't been this unmotivated yet stressed out in a long time. Put me in the sub tube and fire my ass over to Turkey for some R & R.

[TCO]

My gf saw that comment you had about doing it on the sub...