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    make me laugh. Fez cause some trouble. Or whatever.

  • #2
    Your father was a hamster and your mother smelles of elderberries.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      The enlisted ratings really have no respect for you. It all goes towards the CPOs.
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #4
        YOU ARE A CRIMINAL! YOU PROVED NOTHING!
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          your mother smells of elderberries... lol... oh man...
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • #6
            The Cheif can't drive the ship like a senior LT can. The cheif can't drive the boat at all...

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            • #7
              In addition, you are constantly mocked as "That dumbass Divo/Department head" behind your back.
              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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              • #8
                When/Why did GP become TCO?
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by TCO
                  The Cheif can't drive the ship like a senior LT can. The cheif can't drive the boat at all...
                  On the other hand, the LT could fix anything, couldn't operate anything, and would be totally lost without a Chief.

                  ACK!
                  Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                  • #10
                    I'd show you a picture of me with my head shoved up my nose but I don't have a camera.
                    American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
                    I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
                    Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
                    XGalaga.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by TCO
                      The Cheif can't drive the ship like a senior LT can. The cheif can't drive the boat at all...
                      Plus, the chief can spell chief correctly.

                      ACK!
                      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                      • #12
                        More likely than not.
                        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Lonestar
                          In addition, you are constantly mocked as "That dumbass Divo/Department head" behind your back.
                          No biggie. In the end of the day, I sink or swim based on getting the mission accomplished. And there's a big difference in knowledge level of a new ensign and a LT who's got 5 years in. Not too hard keeping ahead. Especially after engineer's school. And I'm an O4 with more time in than a lot of the cheifs. looks a lot different than. Not too worried about an 19 year old E4's wisdom...

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                          • #14
                            And I can drink coffee and break regs just as well as a cheif.

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                            • #15
                              But you still can't spell chief.



                              ACK!
                              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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