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    Don't Scope Out Women On The Internet

    This is something I don't get. This ex-marine named Toby chats a girl named Shevaun up on the internet. They enjoy each others' company a lot, so they set a time to meet in Paris. She comes along and says...

    Shevaun: Hi, I'm Shevaun.
    Toby: You can't be Shevaun. Shevaun said she was 18 years old while we were chatting.
    Shevaun: Well, really I'm 12.
    Toby: You're one sick puppy. I'm outa here.

    What's the result? Toby is an instant fugitive, his life is ruined by having his name and picture plastered all over the European media as a sexual predator.

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    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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    Well... he picked her up in London and they BOTH flew to Paris. He should have known when he met her in London.
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #3
      Wait a second. You're right! That's awful fishy.
      I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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      • #4
        Really, he should have gone to the Czch republic, where taking young girls across international lines and having sex with them is legal.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          yeah its a bit suss. i think i could tell the difference between a 12 yo and 18 yo.
          Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis.

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          • #6
            OK, then continue to scope out women on the internet. But meet them first in Paris.
            I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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            • #7
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #8
                I think we should reserve judgement until they show up... then we'll see if anyone actually happened.
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                • #9
                  Mr. Polanski?!?
                  -30-

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                  • #10
                    Here's your Oscar.
                    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                    • #11
                      scope out?

                      aint that when you spit out mouthwash?
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #12
                        Own goal?
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                        • #13
                          scope out is a word we used in the 80's (or was it the 90's?). Well either, way the word is out of fashion

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                          • #14
                            Yep, it came out right before "scoping the Betties"

                            ACK!
                            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                            • #15
                              Well... he picked her up in London and they BOTH flew to Paris.
                              according to french officials, they never arrived in paris.
                              -connorkimbro
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