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  • #1

    I F**king HATE it when...

    When my boxers develop holes in the crotch section! I go to buy new ones, and before I know it, I get that feeling of my hanging gardens escaping through that hole! Is that normal, or does my sack really generate that much friction? It bothers me so much I am considering using safety pinning my sack to my leg.
    "Dave, if medicine tasted good, I'd be pouring cough syrup on my pancakes." -Jimmy James, Newsradio

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  • #2
    OMG 2 HOT 2 HANDLE
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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    • #3
      I am considering using safety pinning my sack to my leg
      Dont.
      "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
      "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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      • #4
        Stop masturbating and you'll stop getting holes in the crotch section
        I contend that we are both Atheists. I just believe in one fewer god then you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you'll understand why I dismiss yours.

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        • #5
          There must be an easier way!
          I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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          • #6
            Boxers != Thongs. With boxers you don't have that problem, so next time go to the mens section when you get underwear
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #7
              1. dont wear boxers with jeans
              2. dont wear boxers with any kind of snug fitting pants
              3. buy cotton boxers, they last longer than silk.
              4. if you buy silk dont wear them during the day, use them as pajamas

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              • #8
                Space05us, or just sleep naked.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  or that, I find it to be more comfortable knowing I cant be molested wihtout being woken up first

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                  • #10
                    Silly space05us, that's what Anal plugs are for!!

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                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #11
                      If you like that feeling, sure.

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                      • #12
                        go to the animal hospital and ask for spaying.
                        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                        • #13
                          That's about enough.

                          Toast.
                          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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