What should we talk about?

[Dinner]

Looks like Zylka's sexually explicite post is gone too.

[cinch]

Looks like Zylka's sexually explicite post is gone too.

I'm somewhat surprised. It wasn't really worse than the old babe threads. But I guess those have been done away with, too, so it makes sense.

Still, we're missing a good opportunity for Calgary bashing.

[Jules]

Originally posted by Dissident
hey! my post was deleted!

Must've been those dastardly synarchist world controllers.

[MrFun]

How about we talk about how big our popsicle is, and how often we use it for pleasure . . . . .

[Az]

"Gay people and the American civil war"

[Jules]

Originally posted by MrFun
How about we talk about how big our popsicle is, and how often we use it for pleasure . . . . .

:butthead_laugh:
Hey, baby...wanna see my popsicle?
:butthead_laugh:

[Dis]

:beavis laugh:
yeah! yeah! stick it in her!
:beavis laugh:

[Jon Miller]

Re: Let's play "Name that face"!

Originally posted by Jules
Hint: Who is the single most accurate economic forecaster of the past 35 years who has run for president since 1976?

*cue Jeopardy theme*

Double hint: If you get this wrong, then you must be psychosexually impotent.

that crazy guy?

Larouche?

Jon Miller

[Jules]

Re: Re: Let's play "Name that face"!

Originally posted by Jon Miller
that crazy guy?

Larouche?

Jon Miller

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!

Looks like we have a winner! The full name is Lyndon H. LaRouche, Jr. And for those of you keeping track at home, the "H" stands for Hermyle. Isn't that just great?! We also would've accepted Lyn Marcus since that's what he was calling himself when that picture was taken. Tell 'em what all our contestants will take home, Chip....

Chip: "Thanks, Jules! All of our contestants will receive a free, autographed copy of Lyn Marcus' The Case of Ludwig Feuerbach courtesy of 20th Century Madman Publications. Find out how you too may have had a witch mother who turned you into a psychosexually impotent crud. Back to you, Jules....

[SlowwHand]

I Wanna Talk About Me

We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church and your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover
We talk about your friends and the places that you've been
We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes and the run in your hose
And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes
You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in awhile

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occassionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me

We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes
your high school team and your moisturizer creme
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma down in Alabama
We talk about your guys of every shape and size
The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize
We talk about your heart, about your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts and when you start
You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occassionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me

You you you you you you you you youyouyouyouyou
I wanna talk about me

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occassionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me

[Boris Godunov]

LaRouche...ugh. I saw someone handing out flyers for that nutball the other day. Claimed LaRouche led all Democrats in number of individual contributions. Yeah, if we're talking $1 ones, so what? I'm amazed the psychopath hasn't just accepted that he will never, ever get close to the White House, as they've even barred him from taking the tour.

[Jules]

Take 'er easy there, Chip!

And now back to the game. Jon Miller gets to do the next one. Keep it within the forum rules obviously.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Jules



:butthead_laugh:
Hey, baby...wanna see my popsicle?
:butthead_laugh:

Historic day in Apolyton -- someone has shown that they find a joke of mine funny.




Oh -- I didn't think there were any rules on Apolyton.

[Drake Tungsten]

LaRouche...ugh. I saw someone handing out flyers for that nutball the other day. Claimed LaRouche led all Democrats in number of individual contributions. Yeah, if we're talking $1 ones, so what? I'm amazed the psychopath hasn't just accepted that he will never, ever get close to the White House, as they've even barred him from taking the tour.

http://larouchein2004.net/pages/pressreleases/2003/030425larahead.htm

[st_swithin]

Did you know that Spam juice - that nasty gelatinous sh*t they pack it in - actually has a name? I can't remember what it is, tho.

I bet it's something like spamstrate, or lipospam or something.

Votes? Suggestions?