One Question

[Pekka]

If there was one question you could ask from a one person (can be anyone, excluding God and Jesus), what would the question be and who'd you ask it from?

Note: Questions must be so, that the answer won't take for ever, for example asking Einstein to teach you his theories should be avoided.

So, it can be any celebrity, anyone dead or alive.

[Ted Striker]

so it has to be a celebrity?

[SlowwHand]

I'd ask Noah why the heck he forgot the unicorns.

[Solly]

To Winston Churchill:

"What do you think about the hypocrisy of those people who start sentences with 'I support our armed forces but...' and yet continue to undermine our army's efforts in ridding the world of a mass-murdering dictator?"

[Pekka]

Ted Striker, no it doesn't have to be celebrity, but if it's someone no one else knows but you.. it's not that interesting . But sure.. if that's the person you choose of all people.. then who am I to stop you?!

[SlowwHand]

Yeah, Ted. You can ask me.

[Hueij]

I'd ask Norma Jean Baker: "Why, why, why? I'd could have made you happy..."

[Hueij]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Yeah, Ted. You can ask me.

And I would ask Sloww: "Why...........?"

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Yeah, Ted. You can ask me.

[Ted Striker]

What did Churchill do to undermine the armed forces efforts?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I'd ask Bill Gates "What's the passwords and PINs to your on-line bank accounts?"

[Hueij]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
What did Churchill do to undermine the armed forces efforts?

Stewie is trying to convince himself that the UK was right following the Americans into Iraq

[Pekka]

I'd ask Hitler just before he commited suicide if he thought it was worth it, and if he had any regrets.

[geeslaka]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
I'd ask Noah why the heck he forgot the unicorns.

Haven't you heard the song?

(Words and music by Shel Silverstein)
A long time ago when the earth was green,
There were more kinds of animals than you'd ever seen.
They'd run around free when the ark was bring born,
But the loveliest of them all was the Unicorn.

There were green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees,
Some cats and rats and elephants, But sure as you're born
The loveliest of them all was the Unicorn.

Now God seen some sinning and it gave him pain.
And he says, "Stand back, I'm gonna make it rain."
He says, "Hey Brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do,
Build me a floating zoo."

And take some of them green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees,
Some cats and rats and elephants, But sure as you're born,
Don't you forget my Unicorn.

Old Noah was there to answer the call.
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started falling.
He marched in the animals, two by two
And he called out as they went through.

Hey Lord, I got your green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees,
Some cats and rats and elephants,
But Lord, I'm so forlorn, I just can't see no Unicorns.

Then, Noah looked out through the driving rain,
Them Unicorns were hiding, playing silly games,
Kicking and splashing while the rain was pouring.
Oh, them silly Unicorns.

There were green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees,
Noah cried, "Close the door cause the rain is pouring,
And we just can't wait for no Unicorns"

The ark started moving, it drifted with the tides.
Them Unicorns looked up from their rocks and they cried,
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away.
And, that's why you've never seen a Unicorn to this very day.

You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees,
Some cats and rats and elephants,
But sure as you're born,
You're never gonna see a Unicorn.

[Solver]

I'd ask Hitler just before he commited suicide if he thought it was worth it, and if he had any regrets.

Yes, I'd ask that one too.