I'm bored

[Ãskallin]

I relly am!!!
Do you have some silly jokes or something funny to share?

[Sava]

when I'm bored, I post terribly biased threads attacking Bush, and amuse myself with reading counter-trolls from those I bait...

[Ãskallin]

good idea

[Flubber]

I don't understand getting bored in most circumstances other than situations where I am stuck in traffic/ in a line/at a boring work meeting etc and have limited freedom.

But whenever I have even a minimum of freedom, I am NEVER bored. There is so much stuff to do out there that I never have time to do everything I want to do. For me there's always another book to read, interesting person to meet, chess puzzle to solve, mountain trail to bicycle, person to debate etc .

There is so much out there to do and YOU'RE BORED.
The whole web is sitting there and YOU're BORED ??

WEll turn off the computer and go DO something . . if you don't like that then do something else.

Sorry to rant but I only wish some of those bored people could give me some time to add to my day so I could do all the things I want to do.

[Japher]

Sava: you must be bored a lot....

[Stefan Härtel]

Here's what I do when I'm bored:

-I try to keep my eyes open as long as possible
-I sit around and think
-I sit around and listen to music
-I sit around and listen to music and think
-I try to find subliminal messages where nobody would expect them
-(at school) I draw totally pointless pictures. Some of my best are a shootout in front of a saloon (quite nice-looking actually), and a picture of Pakistani propaganda, showing a PIA aeroplane shot down by evil Communist Nazis. The plane is right above the Indian-Pakistani border. Those passengers who drop on the Pakistani side are lucky, because Pakistan is a peaceful nation with peaceful people sitting around and praying, while those that are falling on the Indian side are being shot down by the highly militarized Indian government. To emphasize all this, a white Pakistani peace dove is being assaulted by an Indian falcon.

Yes, I have been really, really bored.

[Dinner]

You could always get a job like the rest of us.

[Ãskallin]

i have a job(sort of)

[geeslaka]

Stare into the spiral.

[Stefan Härtel]

Help! I'm falling!

[faded glory]

i think i had a siezure




Somebody said funny?


This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there,

"Look, I'm really horny, but all I have is two dollars. What can I get?"

"Well, the cheapest we have is one hundred dollars. But I'll cut you a deal on two conditions. For two dollars, I'll let you go down two doors on the right, but you have to wear a black condom, and leave the lights out!"

The horny man agrees and goes two doors down on the right with the black condom on and the lights out. A while later he comes back out and says to the man working there, "Man, that was the best sex I've ever had, but why did I have to wear the black condom?"

"Well, you gotta show some respect for the dead!"

[faded glory]

Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass"

The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look".

"**** me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?"

Patient replies I've been ****ed by an elephant".

The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".

Patient replies "He fingered me first".

[faded glory]

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."

[faded glory]

A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.

The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them."

The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his scratchings in your neck."

[faded glory]

Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.

After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.

After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.