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  • You People Just HAD To Run blackwidow Off

    All your problems could have been cured.

    Researchers Eye Impotence Pill Based on Black-Widow Spider Venom

    Black-Widow Spiders May Improve Sex Life - Chileans
    Wed Jul 9, 3:43 PM ET
    By Patrick Nixon

    TEMUCO, Chile (Reuters) - Chilean researchers said on Wednesday they aimed to develop a new pill to combat impotence that would have the added bonus of being a male contraceptive, based on experiments with the venom of black-widow spiders.

    The spider, famed for the female's tendency to eat her mate after sex, makes a poison that can produce muscular seizure, acceleration of the heart and even death.

    The scientists, working at University La Frontera in the southern Chilean city of Temuco, have been studying the effects of the venom's various properties for the past seven years. By isolating these elements, they could reproduce them synthetically in drugs to strengthen weak hearts and help men with erectile dysfunction.

    Last November, they discovered by accident that one ingredient in spider venom could not only facilitate male erection in a way similar to the popular Viagra pill, but also render sperm infertile.

    "This new drug could help the functioning of the male erection without having to worry about the partner getting pregnant," Fernando Romero, director of the research project, told Reuters outside his lab filled with the dangerous spiders caught in southern Chile.

    The feared black widow has earned its place in Chilean folklore. A womanizer is said to have been "bitten by a spider."

    Romero said the contraceptive effects of the drug could last up to 20 minutes, depending on the dosage.

    Romero and his team have won funding of $970,000 from the government and the university for three years of research, which they hope will end with a drug patent. Brazilian (news - web sites) experts and Chilean pharmaceutical company Laboratorio Silesia are also involved in the project.

    Romero said they were aiming to eventually produce a drug that would have a similar effect as Viagra but without any potentially harmful side-effects such as an accelerated heart rate. He said they would isolate and eliminate the agents in the venom affecting the heart.

    Viagra works by blocking an enzyme called PDE-5 that affects blood flow to the penis.

    Several Chilean doctors contacted by Reuters were slightly skeptical of the project before seeing scientific results but in general welcomed the research.

    "This is a good project with a solid scientific base. I think it is government money well spent," said Raul Vinet, a pharmacolgist from the University of Valparaiso.
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  • #2
    That is the worst typo I've ever done, and I've done many.
    "Toy" ? That was to have been "You".
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Re: Toy People Just HAD To Run blackwidow Off

      I'm posting as a member of the BW fan club.
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      • #4
        whut the ****? it's like a condom laced with viagra or something isn't it?
        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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        • #5
          Originally posted by SlowwHand
          That is the worst typo I've ever done, and I've done many.
          "Toy" ? That was to have been "You".
          What, did they break your fingers in Mingapulco?

          ACK!
          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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          • #6
            Fukin' A. You should see my left pinky.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Bastards........

              ACK!
              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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              • #8
                Damn right bastards. In fact. You got me all worked up.
                I'm taking a picture right now.


                BRB.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  So how many red necks are going to run out and get a spyder to bite there shlong because of this article? There has to be one idiot out there some where.
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #10
                    Thanks for fixing the title, but I'm still showing Tubs what was done to my finger.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      Did they break your fingers for telling bad jokes?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SlowwHand
                        Thanks for fixing the title, but I'm still showing Tubs what was done to my finger.
                        Did they use ferrets, or some of Ming's minions?

                        Bastards.......

                        ACK!
                        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                        • #13
                          The minion's. The ferrets were eating cornbread with paiktis.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #14
                            I think I would laugh if anyone was dumb enough to allow a black widow to bite them there. That would probably be among the worst pains in life.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SlowwHand
                              Thanks for fixing the title, but I'm still showing Tubs what was done to my finger.
                              You still have it, so obviously it was a Ming job, not one of mine.
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